Aquaman

Dear Readers: I need your help. While you may not realize it, superheroing costs money. I know, I know… I’m the “King of Atlantis.” I should be drowning in dough, right? Unfortunately, the currency of Atlantis is mollusk shells, which are of zero worth on dry land—and yet that’s where I’m spending most of my […]

Greetings, surface dwellers! It is I, Aquaman—King of Atlantis and proud member of the Justice League! Drawing from my rich experience as Ruler of the Seven Seas, I am here to answer your romantic, professional, and ethical queries. Let us begin! Dear Aquaman: How come you don’t have any superpowers?—Devin Roberts, Southwest Portland Okay, not […]