Am I Omniscient? Many people sometimes wonder if they are omniscient. While this sort of self-examination was, for many years, thought to be a symptom of sociopathic tendencies, modern science has determined it to be merely a harmless manifestation of our go-go megalomaniac culture. Want to claim the omniscient moniker? Just complete this simple “True-False” […]
Chelsea Cain
SELF HELL
Am I an Artist? Many of us, at some point, are forced to consider the possibility that we may be artists. This is not an easy time. Often we are left alone to page through slender self-help pamphlets and contemplate a life of poverty. In an effort to supplement these pamphlets, we have prepared the […]
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Pullout: “We’re Geeks and We Know It” Music Issue
Chad Woodward Is Not a Loser
CHAD WOODWARD IS A BIG KID, with a smattering of acne across his chin, and a wide, friendly face. Right now he is standing outside Smith Hall at PSU, wearing a gray suit, white shirt, and burgundy tie. Sweating. It’s 88 degrees in the sun, a tough break for the high school kids who’ve gathered […]
New Column!
THE HIPPIE REPORT by Special Hippie Correspondent Chelsea Cain
New Column!
THE HIPPIE REPORT
by Special Hippie Correspondent Chelsea Cain
