When I got home from A Bad Moms Christmas, my boyfriend asked me what made the moms so bad. “THEY WERE FINE,” I said, in all caps, because I was mad. “THEY’RE JUST WOMEN TRYING TO LIVE. AND ANOTHER THING….” He nodded, because he gets it. He didn’t go with me to A Bad Moms […]
Elinor Jones
Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
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A Bad Moms Christmas: They’re Not Bad. Society Is Bad.
This Movie Is Also Bad.
This movie is also bad.
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The Tell Tale Tooth: Chitter Chatter… What’s the Matter?
[Editor’s Note: Halloween is a time for horrors… but the most horrifying experiences are often those that occur in every day life. Like for example, the horror of dentistry. Get ready to shake in terror upon reading this true life tale of dental-related horror in an anthology we like to call… THE TELL TALE TOOTH. […]
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Chitter, Chatter… What’s the Matter?
Another True Story of Dental-Related Horror
True stories of dental-related horror.
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Marshall Is As Complicated As It Is Entertaining
Before he was the first Black justice on the US Supreme Court, Thurgood Marshall was a lawyer who traveled the country as the NAACP’s first attorney, defending innocent Black people who had been accused of crimes they didn’t commit. Marshall is about one of those early cases. In a courtroom plastered with murals of bound […]
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I Want Battle of the Sexes On Instant Replay Inside My Eyelids
God This Movie Is Satisfying.
God this movie is satisfying.
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Stronger Review: At Least Mark Wahlberg Isn’t In It
It’s hard these days—when terrible things come at us so quickly, one after the other, without a break or a breath—to feel ready to memorialize anything. The Boston Marathon bombing happened only four years ago, and despite the fact that we’ve had several lifetimes of sadness between then and now, it feels like it just […]
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No Tigers Were Harmed in the Making of The Tiger Hunter (We Assume)
The Tiger Hunter is the fictional story of an Indian immigrant, Sami, who’s played by Community’s Danny Pudi and who does not, in fact, hunt tigers. But his dad did! We don’t really see any tiger hunting in this movie, which is fine with me. I like tigers, and that probably would have been sad. […]
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The Tiger Hunter: Does Not Contain Tiger Hunting, Does Contain Other Stuff
Other Stuff Includes: The American Dream, Microwaves, Etc.
Other stuff includes: the American dream, microwaves, etc.
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Stronger Is Another Boston Marathon Bombing Movie
On the Upside, This One Doesn’t Star Mark Wahlberg!
On the upside, this one doesn’t star Mark Wahlberg!
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A Brilliant Suggestion in I Do… Until I Don’t Fixes Marriage!
I Do…Until I Don’t starts with a brilliant suggestion: Marriage should be a seven-year contract, with an option to renew. This way, you don’t have to fret about getting divorced; you know an ending is just down the road. You don’t have to feel guilty for failing, because it was never meant to be permanent […]
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The Romcom Gets Flipped with I Do…Until I Don’t
Marriage Is… I Don’t Know. Find Your Own Truth!
Marriage is… I don’t know. Find your own truth!