Happy Thanksgiving, turkeys! Thanks for stopping by this liveblog. I’ve got a pot of coffee, a slight hangover, and not enough holiday zingers in the bank. Whatever, it’s parade time! BTW, I’m on NBC. (Thanks tk!) 8:58am I’m really glad that Bobby Flay has left my television but not sure how many Black Friday commercials […]
Elinor Jones
Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
Thursday Night TV Recaps (for Poor People): TV Stresses Me Out Sometimes
Hello, friends. Big week for some beloved network shows! Let’s get into it. Community Last night’s episode was about filming a new TV commercial for Greendale Community College. (The old ad, filmed in the early 90s, was a great, shitty mash-up of the Blossom and Clarissa Explains it All intros. I liked them.) Dean gets […]
Recaps for Poor People Who Are Also Kind of Tired Today.
Hello, friends. I had fun with some of you last night but now my head is ouchy and I’m pretty sure that my computer screen is launching knives into my eyeballs, so I’m going to make this short. Community So last night’s episode showed us that Annie is moving in with Troy and Abed. Typical […]
Recaps for Poor People: NBC Thursdays. (Some of it, anyhow.)
Hi, it’s Joneser again. I spent last night enjoying adult beverages and watching television. I think I got so excited about the shows that I drank too much. No guarantees on the accuracy of this post. But here we go! Community This show is always such a fucking wild card. Like, why not base an […]
Recaps for Poor People: Parks and Recreation
Hi, everybody. It’s me, Joneser. Since we commenters live in our parents’ basements and can’t have cable television, Steve’s fancy show recaps are just reminders of our failures as people. But those elitist bloggers agreed to give us poors a place to talk network television. Specifically, the best show on: Parks and Recreation. I’m just […]
Cancer ‘n’ Dick Jokes
50/50: great! Cancer: terrible.
More Rudd, Less Idiot
Our Idiot Brother: a dreamboat with a bad haircut.
