Good afternoon, and welcome to The Oscars! The Oscars: At left, an Oscar. At right, my dog, Oscar. Hollywood’s annual sploogefest is here again! Get an adult beverage (or lots of them) and hang with me for the next several hours in watching rich people pat themselves on the back! (I’m watching on ABC.) 4:44 […]
Elinor Jones
Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
Recaps for Poor People: 30 Rock Does It for the Nerds.
Television rocks. Thursday NBC shows rock the hardest most of the time. Last night was a good night. Let’s relive it together, shall we? 30 Rock This was a fucking great episode! Impressive. After a season that’s been a little all over the place, this one is gonna become a classic, not (just) for its […]
I’m on Team Aniston. Sue Me.
Also, Wanderlust is surprisingly funny!
Recaps for Poor People: Louis C.K. Brings Back the Awkward.
Hello! I am on vacation in sunny Los Angeles right now. I thought about taking the week off the recaps but then I remembered that Louis C.K. was coming back to P&R, so I decided that Universal Studios could wait. Besides, what the fuck kind of vacation would it be without watching network television? I […]
Recaps for Poor People: Long 30 Rock Episode is Long.
I’ve been sick this week so last night I watched Thursday television through a groggy cough syrup haze. My head cold, combined with the absence of Parks and Rec, made it one of the weaker Thursdays we’ve had in a while. (Semi-related: I spent a good part of my sick day trying to shove my […]
Recaps for Poor People: Love and Money (mostly love) on NBC Thursday
Last night when our stories were about to come on, my husband asked “Isn’t it sad that you have to be working during TV now?” And I said, “Are you kidding? Having an audience for my television musings is a weekly celebration.” And now: it is time to party. 30 Rock Liz is up to […]
I’m Sorry, But That Is Not a Miracle
I don’t think the people who made Big Miracle know what “miracle” means.
Recaps for Poor People, Briefly.
Hey guys. I’m keeping things short today because I am busy. And aren’t you? Don’t you people have jobs? What are you doing on Blogtown all day? Sheeeeeeeeesh. (JK! Please never leave.) 30 RockA continuation of last week’s episode shows Jack still in Lemon’s head about her new boyfriend, Criss. Those two have a weird […]
A Man! On a Ledge!
Are you on a ledge? Didn’t think so.
Recaps for Poor People, Especially The Ones Who Watch 30 Rock and Parks and Rec When They Air
Hi, best friends! Excuse me, I mean, hello secondary friends. (Television is my best friend.) I think that a lot of you watch these shows on Hulu over the weekend and cannot participate in my recap conversations. Um, what do you do on Thursday nights? I don’t get it. Whatever, I’m blogging this shit anyways. […]
Recaps for Poor People: Yay! 30 Rock is Back! Parks and Rec is Good! Everything Rocks!!!
Hi everybody, and welcome back to my recap area! I hope you all had a nice hiatus (a.k.a. “Christmas”). I spent the holidays in the sunny Caribbean, but honestly, most of the time I just stared at the gently crashing waves going “why are you not my television?” So let’s go! 30 Rock Finally!! Not […]
Sleepy Beauty
Catching some Zs with Sleeping Beauty.
