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Elinor Jones
Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
Thursday TV Recaps for Poor People!
Hello, fellow peasants. It was nice of Steve to slum it in these recaps last week, but now he is back in his plush castle made of premium cable and diamonds, and I resume my Thursday night job of drinking Mad Dog with network television. And what a night it was! Community I’m going to […]
Burn It Down
Think Like a Man: Sure, if you want the sisterhood to slash your tires.
Thursday TV Recaps for Poor People!
I’m just gonna go for it. Community Last night’s episode continues telling the sad story of Abed and Troy’s deteriorating friendship with a PBS-style war documentary on their epic fort battle. It is one of the best episodes the show has ever done. It’s definitely been the best since coming back from hiatus, and if […]
Thursday TV Recaps for Poor People!
Good morning to my friends who watch network television when it airs. Doesn’t it feel good to experience great things before your friends? Sure, some people might be out “socializing” or “wearing a bra,” but hey, we can’t all be winners. (I am the winner in this scenario, btw.) These recaps are getting changed up […]
Thursday TV Recaps for Poor People!
Hi everybody. Remember how yesterday everybody had to be all embarrassed about liking The New Girl? Let’s put that behind us and talk about some unarguably cooler shows. Community As the gang gets back together from break (even though last week’s episode happened — what did I miss here??) Jeff’s swagger has a new swagger, […]
Thursday TV Recaps for Poor People! Thank TV Jesus, Community is Back!
Well. It was a long, hard, human-being-less winter. Without new episodes since Christmas, we hardcore sitcom nerds (we are around) have spent Community’s unwelcome hiatus obsessing over past episodes, commenting the shit out of any weird mash-up, and sniffing around the internet like some starving vent monkey that survives only on Annie gifs, slightly NSFW […]
Family Matters
Jeff, Who Lives at Home: mumblecore-tastic!
Thursday TV Recaps for Poor People!
I am not one to ever use hyperbole because I hate it more than cancer and/or J. Lo, so I mean it when I say that last night’s television was the best ever. 30 Rock I loved everything about last night’s episode. The kids on America’s Kids Got Singing get drunk on-air, which causes a […]
Thursday TV Recaps for Poor People!
(Sorry this is late today. My internet broke for a few hours and so I was crying big, messy mascara tears while curled up in a ball under my desk at standard posting time. But it’s fixed now! E-life can go on.) Friends, enemies, and undecideds: rejoice! It is Friday afternoon and time for me […]
It’s the Academy Awards Live-Blog!
Good afternoon, and welcome to The Oscars! The Oscars: At left, an Oscar. At right, my dog, Oscar. Hollywood’s annual sploogefest is here again! Get an adult beverage (or lots of them) and hang with me for the next several hours in watching rich people pat themselves on the back! (I’m watching on ABC.) 4:44 […]
Recaps for Poor People: 30 Rock Does It for the Nerds.
Television rocks. Thursday NBC shows rock the hardest most of the time. Last night was a good night. Let’s relive it together, shall we? 30 Rock This was a fucking great episode! Impressive. After a season that’s been a little all over the place, this one is gonna become a classic, not (just) for its […]
