Elinor Jones

We are getting to the end of our beloved television seasons. This is sad to me. It’s sad because poors like us don’t have a lot of options for new television in the summer time. It’s also a little sad—but less so, of course—because this week we’re been getting set-up for big finales, and not […]

I know that many of you were out doing cool people things last night and can’t talk to me about television yet. Screw you guys. This post is dedicated to the introverts and the couch potatoes. Reading about television in a timely manner makes us better than social butterflies. Anyways. Hoooooooly crap, a lot of […]

Hello, fellow peasants. It was nice of Steve to slum it in these recaps last week, but now he is back in his plush castle made of premium cable and diamonds, and I resume my Thursday night job of drinking Mad Dog with network television. And what a night it was! Community I’m going to […]

I’m just gonna go for it. Community Last night’s episode continues telling the sad story of Abed and Troy’s deteriorating friendship with a PBS-style war documentary on their epic fort battle. It is one of the best episodes the show has ever done. It’s definitely been the best since coming back from hiatus, and if […]

Good morning to my friends who watch network television when it airs. Doesn’t it feel good to experience great things before your friends? Sure, some people might be out “socializing” or “wearing a bra,” but hey, we can’t all be winners. (I am the winner in this scenario, btw.) These recaps are getting changed up […]

Hi everybody. Remember how yesterday everybody had to be all embarrassed about liking The New Girl? Let’s put that behind us and talk about some unarguably cooler shows. Community As the gang gets back together from break (even though last week’s episode happened — what did I miss here??) Jeff’s swagger has a new swagger, […]

Well. It was a long, hard, human-being-less winter. Without new episodes since Christmas, we hardcore sitcom nerds (we are around) have spent Community’s unwelcome hiatus obsessing over past episodes, commenting the shit out of any weird mash-up, and sniffing around the internet like some starving vent monkey that survives only on Annie gifs, slightly NSFW […]

I am not one to ever use hyperbole because I hate it more than cancer and/or J. Lo, so I mean it when I say that last night’s television was the best ever. 30 Rock I loved everything about last night’s episode. The kids on America’s Kids Got Singing get drunk on-air, which causes a […]

(Sorry this is late today. My internet broke for a few hours and so I was crying big, messy mascara tears while curled up in a ball under my desk at standard posting time. But it’s fixed now! E-life can go on.) Friends, enemies, and undecideds: rejoice! It is Friday afternoon and time for me […]