Erin O'Regan

We got Tobin Heath! Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Thorns fell to the Chicago Red Stars 1-0 in a semifinal matchup Sunday afternoon in Chicago. FLAILING ARMS AND YELLING IN AN EMPTY PARKING LOT—HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? With this loss, the Thorns end their 2019 season and we’ll have to MOURNFULLY WATCH the […]

Providence Park was ROCKIN’ on Saturday Night! Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns fell even with the Washington Spirit in a 0-0 draw on Saturday night. LACKADAISICAL AND LIMP HIGH FIVES. Sure, ties feel totally “meh” but can you just believe me that this game was HEAVY in Thorns possibilities and was […]

Another Red Smoke incident at Providence Park! Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns defeated the Houston Dash 1-0 Saturday night at Providence Park. PIROUETTES AND NO REGRETS—THE THORNS ARE HEADED TO THE PLAYOFFS! SURE, Houston sits in the seventh spot in the league rankings and the Thorns are in third. SURE, the […]

Wave all the flags! The Thorns are on FIRE! Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns SINGED the Chicago Red Stars 3-0 Sunday at Providence Park! SUNDAY FUNDAY OOOH-LA-LA! This was the third time the Thorns faced off against the Red Stars in 2019. The first meeting ended with a 4-4 draw in […]

Saturday’s attendance was 20,895. NOT TOO SHABBY PDX! Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns SPOOKED the Washington Spirit 3-1 Saturday night at Providence Park! HOLY DARYL HANNAH IN A FISH SUIT—THE THORNS MADE A SATURDAY NIGHT SPLASH! I was a little nervous when I woke up on game day to hear about […]

At least we have each other on these tough nights. Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns earned a 1-1 draw against New Jersey’s Sky Blue FC on Saturday night at Providence Park. It was certainly not the result I thought Portland would end up with, but you know what they say: ONE […]

A record breaking crowd showed up for the match! Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns PUMPED UP THE HUMP DAY with a 5-0 win over the Houston Dash on Wednesday night at Providence Park! FAN KICKS AND BABY CHICKS! IT WAS A BANGER OF A MATCH! A whooping, and record-breaking, 22,329 fans […]

Sundays never felt so good! Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns defeated the Orlando Pride 4-3 in a heart-stopping match on Sunday at Providence Park. EXPLODING HEARTS EMOJIS! The Thorns have played and beat Orlando twice already this season—both times in Orlando. Leading up to this match the Thorns lost at home […]

THEY DID IT. Alex Grimm/Getty Images The USWNT smashed the Netherlands 2-0 in the 2019 Woman’s World Cup Final! FIREWORKS AND CAR BOMBS! THEY FREAKING DID IT! This was no easy win for the US. The Netherlands fought hard to beat some great teams along the World Cup way to make it to the final. […]

It’s great being home! Photo credit Portland Thorns FC The Thorns fell 1-0 to the Seattle Reign on Friday night at Providence Park. FISTS THROUGH SHEETROCK! I thought FOR SURE the Thorns would have the upper hand with Reign staples like Megan Rapinoe still in France and Jess Fishlock out with a knee injury. But […]

Richard Heathcote/Getty Images The United States Women’s National Team overcame England 2-1 in a semi-final showdown at the 2019 Women’s World Cup. I’M SO EXCITED/HAPPY/ENERGIZED I COULD PICK UP A NISSAN SENTRA! PICTURE THIS: Just another Tuesday at work during the Woman’s Cup, right? I let everyone at the office know I was “really behind […]

Richard Heathcote / Staff / Getty Images Sports The US Women’s National Team defeated France 2-1 for a quarterfinal thriller in the Women’s World Cup on Friday! SEE YOU IN THE SEMI-FINALS SUCKERS! The match was totally sold out and one of the most highly anticipated matches in Women’s World Cup history. Tickets in the […]