Erin O'Regan

Saturday Night Live at Providence Park. Star studded and hella fun! The Portland Thorns made a two-goal comeback to tie the Chicago Red Stars 2-2 on Saturday night. HOLY HOT DAMN—WE GOT OURSELVES A PLAYOFF PRESS! This was the Thorns first home game in over a month and fans were absolutely MANIACAL about their return. […]

Several doses of Blood Smoke had me feeling all kind of right on Sunday night! Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns decisively defeated the Houston Dash 3-1 late Sunday night at Providence Park. GET YOURSELF SOME BUTTER, THE THORNS ARE ON A ROLL! This win seats Portland in the league’s fifth spot […]

Open up and say “HELL YEAH! THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!” Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Thorns obliterated the Utah Royals 4-0 on Friday night at Providence Park. FINALLY, A WIN WE CAN BACKFLIP OFF OF! This was the fire and fury fans have been wanting to see all season. […]

Thorns showed heart and effort but needed goals. Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns fell to the Seattle Reign 1-0 on Saturday evening at Memorial Park in Seattle. SLOUCHING SHOULDERS. WHAT HAPPENED? This loss pushes the Thorns down to the fifth spot in the league rankings and pushes the Reign up to […]

A romantic sky for the team you love the most! Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Thorns drew 1-1 against New Jersey’s Sky Blue FC on Wednesday night, and boy oh boy were fans bummed out after this one. R.E.M. WAS RIGHT, EVERYBODY DOES HURT! Sky Blew FC is still the last-ranked team in […]

Join the fun Wednesday for Pride Night at Providence Park! Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC WEDNESDAY NIGHT RADNESS What are you doing? Riding your bike naked? Lying in the sun and drinking on a patio? Well, throw on some pants and get some tickets, because… THE THORNS ARE BACK HOME ON WEDNESDAY! It’s been […]

Coworkers after a long workday. Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns clobbered the Utah Royals 2-0 on Friday night, giving Portland their second straight win and their first victory in Providence Park since April 15. AGGRESSIVE FAN KICKS — THE GALS IN RED ARE CRUSHING IT!This was the second time Portland played […]

Loyal and loud — The Riveters are always ready to riot for their Thorns. Photo courtesy of Nikita Taparia The Portland Thorns lost a second consecutive home match 2-1 to the Orlando Pride on Saturday. FISH STICKS AND DOUBLE CLICKS—LOSING ISN’T FUN! This was the first time the Orlando Pride have defeated the Thorns in […]

We had some great Blood Smoke this weekend, BUT NOT ENOUGH. Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns fell to rivals Seattle Reign 3-2 on Saturday at Providence Park in a GUT-WRENCHING and ardent fight. This was the HIGHEST ANXIETY I’ve felt since the holidays. For hours after the game my pulse continued […]

It’s called BLOOD SMOKE. You’ll get used to the smell soon enough. Photo courtesy of Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns settled with a 1-1 draw against the Washington Spirit Friday night in Portland’s Providence Park. THUNDERCLAP FLAPJACKS! Around 14 thousand fans shuffled their sunny faces in to see the Thorns flash and grab a […]

Lindsey Horan will tell you- there really is no place like home. The Portland Thorns DEFEATED the Orlando Pride 2-1 in their first home match of the 2018 season. HOT TAMALES AND FAST KARATE! Finally, finally FINALLY, the Thorns had their first home match. This was the Thorns third game of the 2018 season and […]