That wall-crawling criminal is at it again! In the video below, you can clearly see the web-spinning freak toss an innocent TV newscaster to the ground. How much more evidence does the public need before we launch an all-out manhunt to bring this arrogant arach-nerd to justice?
J. Jonah Jameson
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I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!! AN EXCLUSIVE DAILY BUGLE EDITORIAL BY J. JONAH JAMESON
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!?! I write and I write and I write and NONE OF YOU EVER LISTEN! From the Daily Bugle‘s Texas bureau comes the TOTALLY UNSURPRISING news that SPIDER-MAN and his partner-in-crime, SPIDER-WOMAN, have moved on from petty harassment and larceny and are now FEARLESSLY ROBBING BANKS! Bank of America employees told […]
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SPIDER-MAN IS THE LIZARD! AN EXCLUSIVE DAILY BUGLE EDITORIAL BY J. JONAH JAMESON
THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTSMART US FOREVER, DIDN’T YOU, SPIDER-MAN? Or should I say: THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTSMART US FOREVER, DIDN’T YOU… THE LIZARD!? For too long, New York has been menaced by social malcontents in children’s costumes who play willy-nilly with the lives of this city’s fair and honest citizens! For too long, the public […]
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French Spider-Man is a Menace to Hong Kong
Another Le Daily Bugle Exclusive Editorial from Monsieur J. Jonah Jameson In an unsurprising development, French Spider-Man has been up to his old illegal tricks again—but this time he’s taken his nefarious crimes to Hong Kong! As reported today in England’s Telegraph, French Spider-Man—who has been terrorizing Paris and the Champs-Élysées for years—has taken his […]
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SPIDER-MAN: MENACE TO SOCIETY
Editorial Comment from the Daily Bugle’s Publisher
We live in a society of laws. When the citizens of our fair city abide by these laws, order and decency naturally follow. However, if these laws are broken, there can be only one result: ANARCHY! Let us take, for example, the masked menace known as “Spider-Man.” WHO IS HE?? I will try to answer […]