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Read The Goddamn News

Some of you even tuned into KPOJ at 8am this morning, didn’t you. You can listen again here. Now, start with Sarah Mirk’s fascinating feature… WE BUILT THIS CITY Portland has invested 10 years and $93 million in South Waterfront. Have we built a modern ghost town? Then skip to the news section… TAX DOLLARS […]

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Good Morning, News!!

ICE RACING!!! Is my new favorite sport. OIL SPILL!!! In the gulf of Mexico is five times worse than we first thought. OBAMA: NO APPETITE FOR IMMIGRATION FIGHT!!! It’s the economy, stupid. PDC MOVING!!! Because, you know, where else are we gonna find any tenants for our downtown commercial space? PEARL TRAIN WHISTLES SILENCED!!! Proving […]

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Good Morning, News!!

COALITION GOVERNMENT!!! British voters look to be on a “collision course,” writes the Murdoch-owned Sun. What the paper really means is, “this isn’t what we wanted.” HUGH HEFNER SAVES HOLLYWOOD SIGN!!! Of course he does. SOON TO SAY: “WIG-WOOD.” BOOBQUAKE!!! An Iranian cleric is blaming immodestly-dressed women for causing earthquakes. So a group of women […]

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