Okay, fine, I deserve some stick for continually torturing you people with my Justin Bieber obsession. HOWEVER! Here is a Justin Bieber song I GUARANTEE you will enjoy, and I’m not shitting you. What follows is Bieber’s very popular song “U Smile” slowed down 800 percent. And for reasons I can’t even begin to imagine, it’s GORGEOUS. Instead of a dirge, it actually sounds like a meditative soundtrack for Twin Peaks (if Twin Peaks was more of an upper). It’s 35 minutes long—because it’s like, eight times slower, right?—and I highly recommend it if you’re feeling stressed out today! Here’s the original for comparative purposes.
Don’t say Justin and I never gave you anything!
It’s actually not a Bieber song, however.
http://photonwaveorchestra.bandcamp.com/
can we be done with the bieber posts for the month?
Justin and WSH never gave us anything!
@Dave J: You just ruined my goddamn day.
It’s not just torture — it’s to the point that I don’t take you seriously anymore. Thank god you at least have a decent news staff to save some rep for the Merc.
@ Paul Cone
Have you been eating onions?
If this teen idol thing doesn’t work out for Justin, he has a promising career in ambient.
@ Dave J: That is a counter-hoax. This thing actually is Bieber slowed down. Here is that Phaton Wave Orchestra “song” sped up: http://audioboo.fm/boos/168021-echoes-acro…
Hoax… counter-hoax… next thing you know I’ll be saying that I really don’t like Justin Bieber! (Or that I really *do* like him?)
Do you honestly think I will spend 35 minutes listeneing to that?
This is great! Nice way to end the day.