Okay, fine. Nothing is going to top this morning’s video featuring Justin Bieber getting doinked on the head by a water bottle. HOWEVER! It is extremely important for you to know that, along with getting a white Lamborghini from Puff Daddy for his birthday, Justin Bieber also gets paid for HAVING ZITS. Behold! A behind-the-scenes look at Justin Bieber’s Proctiv commercial. (Look! He pretends to play basketball! With his “boys.” How cute.)

Via and hat tips to Megan!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “BREAKING: Justin Bieber’s Got PIMPLES, Guys!”

  1. I would really appreciate it if the Mercury started tagging Bieber posts and allowed you to subscribe to a Bieber-free RSS feed.

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