I feel like I have a lot of ground to make up after months of incessantly blogging about JUSTIN BIEBER, JUSTIN BIEBER, JUSTIN BIEBER, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Therefore I invite you to go ahead and caption this photo. (Sigh.) Have fun.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Dear Dan Savage…
There’s got to be an easier way to get a Mercury internship
You’re still losing ground.
I really, really love penis!…err, I mean hot dogs
Look! A lesbian with a dick in her mouth!
Damn. Meant to say….
Look! A lesbian with a WIENER in her mouth!
practice makes perfect.
Taste stale and musty just like WM.™ STEVEN HUMPHREY.
Bieber: “Check this out! I’m going to feed this bun through my anus and make it come out of my mouth!”
The hotdog bun reminded him things could be much worse and his vague dreams of revealing he was, in fact, time travel kyron horman were just that… dreams.