
“If I got divorced and lost my job, then I would get back into Magic: The Gathering. I would also probably gain about 250 pounds.”
—Mercury Food Editor Patrick Alan Coleman
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“If I got divorced and lost my job, then I would get back into Magic: The Gathering. I would also probably gain about 250 pounds.”
—Mercury Food Editor Patrick Alan Coleman
With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com. More by Erik Henriksen
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If PAC gets divorced, I’m shaving and getting a haircut. Then I’m going to start hitting on Kitty.
If PAC loses his job, can I have it?
I enjoy that we’re splitting up the spoils of PAC.
Pretty shrewd that neither of you mentioned the wellies, but your true ambitions are going to come out eventually.
Can I do liposuction on PAC? I think his fat would make some impressive soaps.
I hear that certain super-rare packs in the most recent set have original, real Black Lotuses and Moxes and stuff.
@tk.: I really doubt that. That stuff isn’t even tournament legal anyways.
Wait… did I just admit to knowing details about M:TG?
No, seriously, check this out: http://www.mananation.com/judges-list-conf… or use some google-fu on “zendikar black lotus”.
I don’t stand a chance.
I have enjoyed the trajectory of this comments thread from start to finish.