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Starfucker Sings About Something Called “German Love”

When I hear about “German Love,” I immediately think about Hasselhoff fetishes, those sexy scenes in Das Boot, and my German safe word (“Uwe Ochsenknecht”). But when local band Starfuckerโ€”posing above with a Celtics-colored basketball in loving tribute to the long struggle of NBA champion Brian Scalabrineโ€”sings about “German Love,” things are far less creepy. […]

Posted inFood and Drink

Nothing Good at Denny’s After Midnight?

I could sooo go for some Potachos right now! What’s a potacho, you ask? Well, according to Denny’s hip new late night menu, it’s nachos made from potato slices! Get it? Potacho? No? In an effort to harden the “food-that-old-people-don’t-need-to-wear-their-teeth-for” vibe, Denny’s has launched an effort to woo the post-nightclub youth market with Denny’s All […]

Posted inBlogs

Ask A Brit: What’s A Rent Boy?

Shockingly this morning, I drew a blank when telling the Mercury‘s editorial staff I was interested in writing about the history of Portland’s rent boy scene. “What’s a rent boy?” people asked. Rent boy=”hustler”, “working boy”, “trade”, “call-boy.” Then there’s “gay for pay” or “rough trade,” just hit up Wikipedia. Given Portland’s reputation as one […]

Posted inBikes

Sexy Bike!

Every Wednesday, the Mercury hunts down a sexy bike and conducts a mini-interview with its sexy rider. This week: Goosefeathers Riders: Nicole Lavelle (left) and Elizabeth Jaeger Bike: 1970s French Motobecane Grande Jubile with silver and red frame, red brake pads and goosefeathers. Spotted: Under the Hawthorne Bridge I like this bike because it looks […]

Posted inNews

Good Morning, News

Old Man River: Floodwaters are inundating counties in Illinois after breeching (or breaking through) levees there. Thousands of acres of farmland will be flooded. Downstream, Iowans breath a sigh of relief, “Thanks for taking that sewer infested soggy bullet for us, neighbors.” Oil: Bush wants congress to okay offshore drilling. The idea would be to […]

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