For the love of god, I am so tired of hearing that lump of human feces currently occupying a shack outside of burns referred to as the “Oregon” Militia. There might be a couple of them from Oregon but, most of them are from Utah, Nevada and Arizona. In place of that name I recommend, […]
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You People are Awful
Anyone who ever said that Portlanders are friendly and polite are completely delusional. Portlanders are some of the rudest, most inconsiderate, selfish, malevolent, and unaccountable people I’ve ever met. In my four years living in this region, I’ve come to discover that people from the Pacific Northwest are some of the worst, if not the […]
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The Second Amendment Ain’t Nothing but a G-Thang
For more than a hundred years, according to the Supreme Court, and the lower courts as well, the 2nd amendment conferred on state militias a right to bear arms—but did not give individuals a right to own or carry a weapon. This changed in 1977 when the NRA was suddenly run by conservatives with a […]
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Who Cares Where You’ve Been?
What’s the deal with people taking close-up photos of their faces and putting in the caption the name of some foreign/exotic place? All I see is shrub behind your ugly mug, so how in the hell am I supposed to know where you’re at? “Oh look at that, you have a zit right below your […]
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ManVanDammeing the 15
I’ll quit manspreading on the bus when you quit ma’amspreading – if your ass takes up two seats pay for two tickets, or momspreading -just cuz you squirted out a brat doesn’t mean the whole world needs to come to a halt while you wrangle stroller, backpacks, groceries and little screamers on and off the […]
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Still Done
Wished a friend with cancer for good health.Let a lady and daughter go ahead to order.When they found out their food was out, moms reaction was, “you gotta be kidding me.”Let another lady go first, and got a grunt.Oh, before that I said hello, and got a mumble grunt.I’m done with this lady’s first stuff.Not.A.Single.Thank.You.Leaders […]
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Stick a Fork in Me
a friend recently hasn’t replied to a critical text message.happened before.he said he didn’t realize it and that ain’t right.nephew showed zero gratitude upon wishing him a happy birthday.One family member sends emails all about her thoughts and life, so I reply in detail and context about message.Next time I get another email, we’re off […]
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Good Morning, News!: A Labradoodle, MLK Day Events, and A Standoff Update
The weekend is here, Blogtown! Let’s have some news. An Oregon man is among 12 Marines missing following a helicopter collision in Hawaii. Here’s a list of the area events scheduled for Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.Beaverton police this morning shot a man who approached them in a “threatening manner.” That ridiculous standoff in Harney […]
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Granted, I Did Not See the First Ride Along, But Ride Along 2 Is Not Terrible
RIDE ALONG 2 “No, I sold out more.” “No, I sold out more.” “FUCK YOU—I’m the BIGGEST sellout!” The modern buddy cop action comedy requires a precise mixture of elements. You need to move the audience from heavy themes like cocaine trafficking and police brutality to sitcom-style goof-ups and pratfalls, and then repeat that process […]
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Planned Parenthood Has Filed a Lawsuit Against the Alleged Fabulists Who Accused Them Of Harvesting Baby Parts
David Shankbone via Wikimedia Commons Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards. Among the charges the health care organization is leveling at the group that propagated rumors of baby parts harvesting: wire fraud, mail fraud, invasion of privacy, illegal secret recording and trespassing. From Planned Parenthood Columbia Willamette’s press release, sent yesterday: Today, Planned Parenthood filed a […]
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Helping Hand of Nothing with a Side of Non Profit
I’m a gay man who also happens to have Hiv. I’m poor and on the verge of being homeless. One would think that an organization that is set up to help people like myself and receives massive amounts of money from charity donations and government grants. A place with shiny new buildings downtown and mostly […]
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I Don’t Want Civil Discourse
Willamette Week has introduced a new comment protocol. To keep the trolls at bay you have to give your real name. I love it. They are not going to get shit. 2 or 3 comments on each article at best. Didn’t read ’em. I’m sure they are worthless pieces of self-serving Willy Wanker sucking pieces […]