Okay, so for some reason I’m all obsessed today with what happens to animals when they are put in zero gravity situations. So I found a couple of old YouTubes on the subject, and have decided that people who put animals in zero gravity situations are dicks. Now that that’s settled, I now return you […]
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Eternal Earth-Bound Pets
Uh-oh, somebody’s going to go to hell. Hat tip to Joel for making me aware of the disturbing existence of Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, a service that promises to take care of your pets when the Rapture comes and Jesus hoovers up all the Good Christian Believers, leaving behind all the atheists, pets included. For $110, […]
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“Henriksen, Davis, Horton, Implicated in ‘Kitten Hazing’ Ring”
That’s what the headline would read if I had any proof to back up what most of us already know in our hearts: That my fellow 2010 Barfly Award Nominees for Most Good Writer are kitten hazers. Just one look in their eyes and it becomes clear that while, yes, they may know how to […]
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Forget “French Pop Standing Cat”—Now There’s “Old Timey Tuxedo Falling Cat!”
Wow. How long has it been since “French Pop Standing Cat” was the biggest thing on the internet? Like four hours? Well, too bad for you FPSC, because there’s yet another new internet cat in town, and he’s WAY more popular and internetty than you are. Ladies and Gentlemen… “Old Timey Tuxedo Falling Cat.”
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Move Over “Keyboard Cat,” Now There’s “French Pop Standing Cat!”
Fine, I’ll admit that half the pleasure that’s derived from the following video of a cat standing up like a human is the simply ADORABLE French pop playing in the background! Seriously, this music could be playing while the same cat eats the eyeballs out of her dead master, and I’d still be like, “AWWWW! […]
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PAC for Most Good Writer!
The 2010 Barfly Award nominees were announced late last week, but all you really need to know is that I was nominated for Most Good Writer. Okay, so maybe Erik Henriksen and Matt Davis were also nominated (along with someone named Jay Horton?). Who cares about them! It should be obvious from the outset that […]
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Finally! A Product to Cover Your Dog’s Anus!
As seen on Etsy: Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side. Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, […]
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Pisco the Surfing Alpaca
Meanwhile, in Peru: Fun for people, fun for animals? Or just fun for people? Via the Telegraph.
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Boobies & Kittens: A Pathetic Attempt at Increasing Blogtown Page Views (But Hey… It Works)
Hey! TGI Fridays, you guys! Now if you’re anything like me, by the time you’ve reached the end of your work week? YOU WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! Am I right? That’s why this video about boobies, kittens, and kittens nestled inside of boobies is the perfect thing to start your weekend off right. (It […]
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Animal Credits Are Sexy
Because I am a giant dork when it comes to cute animals, I was bummed that there wasn’t room is this year’s Sexiest People in Portland spread to give model credit to the critters that made it to print. So here’s my special thanks to our guest models, Chickenhawk: and General Meow: Okay, done. I’m […]
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This Week’s Mercury Film Section.
Having finally gotten over that nasty case of pinkeye, Leo is currently sufferieng though an even rougher bout of pinkear. Remember to wash your hands, kids! Scorsese’s schlocky thriller Shutter Island is the big release this week. I wish I had better news for you, but, uh, it’s pretty crappy. Sorry about that. Happy Tears […]
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BREAKING: Cat Likes Bath!
This just in: Cat really enjoys taking a bath! (Stay tuned for more breaking news from KATU.) Waitasecond… that’s not a cat, is it??