We’re running a piece on 24-Hour Comics Day in next week’s paper—here’s an image we weren’t able to use, drawn by local cartoonist David Chelsea in a previous year’s challenge. David Chelsea
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In Which I Don’t Say Goodbye
Seasons change and old father time grumbles and throws his big dick in the dirt and… what was I talking about? Anyway, summer’s over, dudes! Today is the last day I’ll be classing up this office with my august presence. Before you start having dangerous heart palpitations, calm down. It’s more than likely you’ll see […]
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For Your Edification and Enjoyment.
Via ZooBorns, my favorite place on the whole internet.
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The Lion Approaches, Clad In The Furs Of … A HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ROBOT!
We had a good run with Chuck Norris, Chocolate Rain, Dramatic Chipmunk and Leeroy Jenkins, but it’s all over now. Nothing can stop this MechaCat juggernaut, and our best scientists and numbersmiths believe that by January we’ll all be living under the cruel (if totally cuddly wuddly) paw of what religious scholars have taken to […]
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Honey! Tinkles Fell in the Toilet Again.
Do you like whimsical bathroom accessories? Do you erupt into gales of laughter at the sight of a drowning feline? Then you will LOVE “Tinkles the Toilet Cat!” From Collections Etc.: Listen for shrieks from the bathroom when your guests open the toilet lid to find a soaking wet cat! This black and white cat […]
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Cat Friday: BAD KITTY!
Man blames cat for downloaded child pornography Keith R. Griffin… was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release. Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. […]
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Open Letter to the Ice Cream Truck Driver Guy that Stops at Our Office Every Day
Dear Guy in the Ice Cream Truck that Stops at Our Office Every Day:As you may have noticed I did not come crashing out of our office door today to buy an Orange Dream ice cream bar, or Choco Taco. That is because I was upstairs in our production department trying to work our BLEEPING […]
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Would You Buy That?
So? Would you? Bonus question: How many times do you think you’d wear it before everybody said, “CORNY!”
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“Un, Deux, Trois, Cat!”
1. I have a subscription to Cat Fancy. (It was a gift.) 2. Last night at the bar, I said, “Does it smell like cat pee out here? Is it me?” and my friend said, “Let’s face it: It’s probably you.” Via.
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“Swoops Followed Him Around the Corner and Hit Him Again. Lesson Learned. “
In a little over a month I’ll be back in our beloved city of Portland, Oregon and far, far away from the hills and burritos and super duper gayness of San Francisco, California. While I will miss these things very, very much I am extremely happy to be coming home. I imagine Odysseus felt exactly […]
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Goodbye Analog: Part II
I came home to find two stations still churning out the old signal. One had a creepy end of the world, ghost channel feel, explaining what had happened to the signal, the other was All My Children, which also has a creepy end of the world feel. I guess I’ll be watching a lot more […]