Hi, I’m Will Radik, and I’ll be your new intern for today! Working at the Merc is great, yo. Fo’ realz, shizzle. There’s a Batman mug and a dry-erase board. I ain’t gotta pay no taxes on this shit, cause I ain’t gettin’ paid, son! It’s better than getting dry-humped on a Gravitron! Holy smokes! […]
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For Now, Keyboard Cat is Officially Funny
How did Keyboard Cat get his official “officially funny” designation? By cracking Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert’s shit up.
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Where are Your Goddamn BRAINS, Keyboard Cat?!?
What follows is a conversation I’m 100% sure I’ll be having with my future child. A dad RIGHTLY berates his teen son for crying like a goddamn baby and then posting it on the internet.That alone would make the following video hilarious enough… but with the addition of Keyboard Cat? This is the most priceless […]
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Amateur Dance Troupe Named After Dead Cats
Hard-hitting news update: Bicycle Transportation Alliance boss Scott Bricker: Kitten yet to return a call for comment… Bricker is part of an amateur dance troupe called the Boris and Natasha dancers, performing in Cabaret Boris & Natasha at Performance Works NW this Friday and Saturday night. Boris and Natasha were the names of choreographer Linda […]
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PCS’ Public Relations Manager is Manipulating Me.
I know it’s her job, but goddammit. Is it a coincidence that she sends me all these cat emails on Fridays? Why no, I don’t believe that it is. Get out of my head, Trisha. Portland Center Stage has teamed up with the Cat Adoption Team to host a Cat Adoption Day at the Armory […]
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¡Feliz Viernes!
Happy May Day, y’all. There’s plenty of shows shaking around town tonight. Here’s a smattering: Backspace—Blue Horns, Church, Inside Voices, Patterns, 8:30 pm, $6, all agesBranx—Neon: DJ Brokenwindow, Oceania, Rude Dudes, Patricia Furpurse, 10 pm, $3Doug Fir—Southerly, Soft Tags, Themes, 9 pm, freeGroove Suite—Group Therapy: 31 Avas, Pipedream, Nathan Detroit, Steven Quirke, Apolinario Ancheta, Taylor […]
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Meowrrrrrrrrr
I’m still flying high from last night’s screening of ‘Gator Bait, which was just as good as I expected. Combine this with some anticipation of the Bridgetown Comedy Fest and some vestiges of Cat Friday, and I have the perfect foundation for this grindhouse trailer (which was also shown at Wednesday’s Trailer War)… The Uncanny: […]
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KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT NOW KILL IT
A mysterious figure resembling a human being was sighted on the Doha Corniche’s parking lot, according to a report published in a local Arabic daily. The report is based on the statement of an Arab expatriate lady who said she had seen the strange figure near the Oryx statue while walking in the area. Quoting […]
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Catfood Friday
Portland Center Stage is offering a free ticket to anyone who brings in two dozen or more clean, empty catfood cans before May 15—they need the cans as props in their upcoming production of Grey Gardens, a show about two women who lived together with their 52 cats. (That’s 49 more than I have, so […]
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Flippy After David After the Dentist
God I love the internet and its silly stupid memes. In response to America falling in love with the YouTube Sensation™ “David and the Dentist” everyone and their cat (Chad Vader, I’m looking at you) made a version of the beloved youngster high on Novocaine in the backseat of a minivan. That sounded less creepy […]