Pictures from the McKenzie River Cat Club’s “Greatest Cat Show On Earth” in Eugene last Saturday. Admission, a steal at $5. CAT SHOW: IN HERE… BRITISH SHORTHAIRS: THE BEST CATS…THE BEST NATIONALITY… SILVER TABBY: EATING BABY FOOD… Cats!
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Drunken Basketball Jonez
Portland State University is playing in the NCAA tournament today for the second year in a row. They face off against Xavier in Boise, Idaho, at 4:25 pm. I truly enjoy watching basketball, especially if Iโm drinking at the same time. The problem is Iโm not so great with the lingo. Iโm picking it up […]
No One’s Here Today
There are only three of us at work today in the editorial department and we’re all drunk already (that’s a lie, we’re desperately holding off ’til 3 pm). Alison made Marjorie and me some delicious cake, so I will repay the kindness by blogging about a kitten who will kick your ass for a slice. […]
Do You Want Taxes… or Dead Kittens?
Never has an interview made me want to buy a gun until I talked on Monday with county Department of Human Services spokesman Dave Austin about the incredibly dire budget cuts facing Portland. The city is cutting $8.8 million and the county, squeezed by falling tax revenue, increasing unemployment and an assumed state budget gap […]
The Urban Farm Store; or, OMG BABY CHICKENS!!
When I was a kid, I made extra cash every year selling baby guinea pigs to the local feed store (to be purchased by nice families who would love them and care for them and change the sawdust in their cages every day and give them lots of carrots and broccoli florets and most certainly […]
Cats Inspired by Cats!
In a very informal, yet still scientific, Twitter poll I conducted about three minutes ago, it was decided that Cats Inspired by Cats is infinitely funnier and sexier than Kittens Inspired by Kittens. Although, I’m not sure if it’s fair or even legal to compare a pretty, of age English girl to a cute, not […]
No Pets at South Park Blocks Farmers Markets
“Wherever shall we find fresh arugula, Sharak?” In less than two weeks, spring will officially begin. Coinciding with the vernal equinox on March 21st is the opening of Portland’s Saturday farmers market in the PSU park blocks. The opening of the market will see a selection of early spring veggies, hordes of shoppers, and a […]
Too Filthy to Be a Cat Friday Entry
What follows is a hilarious and VERY NSFW sketch comedy video that involves sex with cats, boners, romance, hang gliding, and 9/11. Oh, and I don’t know why I was reminded about this… but be sure to tune in to the Mercury next week for our annual Sex Survey Results issue, which includes four out […]
In Which I Inquire How to Get Tia’s Starcase
Growing up, I was a wee bit obsessed with Escape to Witch Mountain. My sister and I would race home from school to fire up the old Betamax to watch the scene where Tony and Tia wander around their new playroom in Daddy Warbucks’ mansion. Remember the ice cream parlor and Winky the Cat’s tricked-out […]
What, No Cats?
Come to MOD. We’ve got cats. And fashion. And llamas. And llamas in fashion shows.
Friday Compromise?
Steve, Erik… How about we compromise? Today could be Cat Head Biscuit Day! What with the Southern influence and the cats, this could be a vision of our future Fridays on Blogtown…
