Charity Auction

BID! BID NOW!!

I’d just like to point out to the internet that the Mercury girl date package is only at $127.50 right now. We are actually going for less than the boy date. This is historically unprecedented, not to mention distinctly humiliating, and it occurs to me that the language of the auction item might be a […]

Oh, Comic Book Nerd! is, in my totally unbiased opinion, one of the best packages in our auction—and it’s only going for about $200 right now (it’s worth at least two times that—maybe three). It’s an incredibly generous and diverse package, donated by publishers and local comic book shops, that would make a really great […]

HOLY CRAP! The final push in this year’s Mercury Online Charity Auction has begun, and oh boy, the bidding is currently fast and furious! THERE IS LESS THAN FIVE HOURS LEFT, so don’t let this year’s auction pass you by, because we have over 70 awesome packages to choose from, and you can pick up […]

WOOT NOW! The Mercury’s Online Charity Auction is just shy of one day away from completion, and things are starting to really heat up! If you want one of the more than 70 awesome packages we’ve got lined up, THEN BID NOW, OR LOSE IT FOREVER. And please remember, all proceeds are going to help […]

You’re throwing a party for a bunch of friends this year, yes? And will that party cost you more than $76? OF COURSE IT WILL! So why are you not bidding on one of the biggest steals of the Mercury Online Charity Auction, a package entitled “Hostess with the Mostess“? Not only will you get […]

You want a deal? HERE’S A DEAL. I can tell you from personal experience that getting a financial checkup from Charles Carroll with New Outlook Financial can CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Like you, I had a moderate amount of credit card debt, and with Charles’ non-judgmental advice, I was debt free in less than a year. […]

Grab a stack of cash from Grandma’s medicine fund—it’s on her desk, next to the bowl of Werther’s Original—and hit up our charity auction while the getting is good. A guitar and a guitar lesson from a man who once out-shredded Stephen Colbert? Yes, both will be yours for a mere… $202.50. That is way […]

Surely you know someone who is getting married this coming year, yes? Then drop ’em a line and tell them to snap up this SUPER CHEAP wedding package, courtesy of the Mercury Online Charity Auction!THEY ARE GONNA SAVE SO MUCH MONEY! (And then you won’t have to buy them a gift. Yay!) There are still […]