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Charity Auction 2006

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Page  1  2  3  4  5   A MARRIAGE MADE BY MERCURY Would you like to get “married,” but you’re afraid it will end in “divorce”? Then maybe you should be married by Mercury Editor WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY—who has legally married scads of couples (and not a single one has ended in divorce*)! Yes, Humphrey is a true ordained minister […]

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Charity Auction 2006

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Page  1  2  3  4  5   BLAZER SUITE The weather outside may be frightful, but the BLAZERS are soooo delightful! And they really are, this year—especially watched from the luxurious privilege of your own, personal suite! So how’d you like to really pimp it up in style this Christmas in a ROSE GARDEN suite on December 27, for you […]

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Charity Auction 2006

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Page  1  2  3  4  5   $200 IN A BAG! To prove how much we love you, the Mercury is auctioning off a bag filled with money: $200 to be exact! That’s right—200 bucks CASH goes to the highest bidder… whether they’ve bid 99 cents, $120, or $327! (Remember! Anything going over $200 goes to charity, so at least […]

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