Jeff Merkley is KICKING ASS in the state senate race, with 60 FUCKING PERCENT of the vote with 200,000 votes counted. Democrat Secretary of State candidate Kate Brown CREAMED Rick Dancer in Multnomah County with 66% of the vote in her favor so far. The final results might be different but what’s that? A marching […]
Election 2008
From Washington D.C.
“They shut down U street because people have flooded the streets in celebration! It’s crazier than new years on happy crack! Every street is insane!” -via text from my friend Shawn.
Time To Weep For Joy And DRINK! ALOT!!!!!
CNN has called it. Fox has called it. If there is not pandemonium where you are then I’m sad for you. It’s a new era folks, and when your hangover clears, you better be ready to do some fucking work. Because, if we can make this happen, then we can make anything happen. That’s hope. […]
OBAMA IS PRESIDENT (elect)!
NUFF SAID! WAY TO GO AMERICA!!!!!! (umm, edited due to vodka consumption–sorry to get ahead of myself)
The Stars Aligned
Someone just walked in singing “The Age of Aquarius.” Funny thing is, Kitty’s hippie employer told her today that the stars are in the same alignment they were in when the constitution was written. Hmmm… That was certainly a historic moment in time. Well I don’t believe in the stars, but today, I sure as […]
Amanda Fritz’ Pre-Victory Speech
Amanda Fritz can’t declare victory yet, because the polls don’t close for another half hour. Behind her at the podium is a big screen with the blank Multnomah County results. But that’s not stopping her from speaking to her supporters (including Commissioner Nick Fish and Mayor-elect Sam Adams), who’ve crammed the conference room at Ecotrust […]
Iowa! I love you!
I’ve voted in Iowa for the last four years and I knew knew KNEW it would come through despite Republican attempts to disenfranchise students. The state was much more politically savvy than you coast bound kids think it would be – I’ll tell you, small farmers know their policy. Voting in Iowa is a wonderful […]
Virginia Still In Play
This is one helluva close race. It’s strange that such a red state is still in play. If you break it down county by county, you’d think it was over. But with 73% of the precincts counted in Virginia, Real Clear Politics still has the state at 50/50. Way too close to call. But if […]
Time for a New Deal!
Well, this party is going off the hook right now and I’ve finally cracked my bottle of New Deal vodka. It seems rather appropriate for some reason. New Deal. Yep. That sounds just about right. Right now my New Deal is mixed with some OJ. Symbolism? I don’t know… I think it’s even Florida OJ. […]
