As Franklin D. Roosevelt sagely said, “We have nothing to fear, except fear itself! And of course… creepy robot girls from Japan.” HOW RIGHT HE WAS! Check out this Japanese little girl robot, and remember what she looks like — because she’ll be visiting your room tonight. With a knife. Absolutely no thanks to Gizmodo.
Ethics
Posted inDrunk
How Wet Will You Get?
SEX WITH ANIMALS: For far too long it’s been reserved for adult perverts and Republicans. But now… FINALLY… kids of all ages can enjoy this creepy past time, and it’s all thanks to the amazing new toy, Love and Licks Puppies. Prepare to be disturbed, and roll it!
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Thanks for Ruining My Birthday
Well everybody, today is my birthday, and once again, these jerks have ruined it. Thanks for nothing, assholes.
Posted inFashion
Skinny Model Season (Yayyyy… )
With runways around the world showing next season’s looks, attention once again in being paid to the ongoing debate over skinny models. Madrid is holding to its word and having models checked for a body mass index minimum of 18 before being allowed to walk (only one out of 45 models were eliminated). The CFDA […]
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“Heelarious”
I was outraged–outraged–when I first saw this post on Radar. High heels for babies? Disgusting! Orthopedic cruelty! Then I watched the video, and realized that the baby heels are squishy. Meh. Not so outraged. Now that just leaves the matter of social implications to squabble about. What do you think, are they harmless? Or do […]
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The Amethyst Initiative
Yesterday, news was released that 115 campus administrators from around the country (including the presidents of Lewis & Clark and Willamette Universities) wanted to take a look at the national drinking age. These administrators released a statement, called the Amethyst Initiative, in hopes that it would spark a discussion on underage drinking. It has certainly […]
Posted inMovies & TV
The Benefits of Going Full Retard.
So Tropic Thunder made $26 million over the weekend, finally putting a dent in The Dark Knight‘s iron-fisted rule of the box office. And this despite protests by disability advocacy groups–who not only picketed at the premiere, but threatened to protest at theaters this weekend. (Entertainment Weekly has a good story on the premiere’s protest, […]
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Ummm…… Ew?
How was your weekend? Mine was good, I guess, except that this website was brought to my attention. It’s the website for a film called Orgasmic Birth, a documentary (propaganda-mentary?) that shows women how to achieve orgasm while giving birth to a baby. I mean, the g-spot is right there, people. Watch the preview if […]
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What Would Blogtownies Do?
A conversation with a policeman, on my doorstep, at 6am this morning: Policeman: Uh, hello. Sorry to bother you so early. Me: How can I help you? Policeman: Is that your Mercedes out front? Me: Uh… yeah. Policeman: Well, we picked up a couple of kids in the neighborhood this morning. They’d been going around […]
Posted inFood and Drink
Jesus Made My Pickle Glow
I gotta tell you, bothers and sisters, I was feeling mighty low today. But then, Grandpa John whipped out his ugly pickle, put it into a homemade pickle sling and demonstrated the power of Christ. Believe me, friends, Grandpa John says it and I know it’s true: With the electric power of the Lord in […]
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Getting Screwed at the Grocery Store
No, I’m not talking about cruising for sex in the cereal aisle. However, when you bend over to reach that box of Cheerios on the bottom shelf, General Mills is taking the opportunity to have their way with your wallet. You may not even know it, until you get that creepy “I’ve been used” feeling […]
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“Oh HELL No!” of the Day
Actually, we have two “Oh HELL No’s!” to share with you today, both concerning the rape of nostalgia. Our first example: Lucky Charms to add new marshmallow charm to their cereal; a magical hourglass. OH, HELL NO! From WebWire: For the first time in more than 10 years, Lucky the Leprechaun is adding a new […]