I gotta tell you, bothers and sisters, I was feeling mighty low today. But then, Grandpa John whipped out his ugly pickle, put it into a homemade pickle sling and demonstrated the power of Christ. Believe me, friends, Grandpa John says it and I know it’s true: With the electric power of the Lord in your life, your pickle can glow too. But I think it’s best to let Grandpa John explain it all himself.
Is it sacrilege to eat a Christian Pickle?
Big ups to Fark.com for the video.
I love how he’s all like, “DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME.” Classic.
What tthe fuck is up with christians and pickles? http://www.familychristian.com/shop/product.asp?ProdID=1200
The one in those horrible CGI cartoons doesn’t glow like that. Maybe somebody should stick some forks in him.
And with any Christian and/or Electric Pickle, you don’t want to be near it or have it in your home.
Tell me again how god designed that banana for me.
I’d like to try this on a Christian, just to be sure.
Obviously NOT a kosher dill.