A guide to saying you’re sorry for fucking up this formerly wonderful city with your presence.
General
Lafftown PDX
Portland has one of the best comedy scenes anywhere. Here’s where to jump in.
Bicycle Death Traps
Hey, new cyclist! Avoid these roads at all costs.
Portland History 101
Here are the basics of Portland history—just so you don’t look dumb.
Portland Myth Bustin’!
What you think you know about Portland is wrong.
Travel Portland
Visit Portland’s tourist attractions sooner rather than later.
Welcome to Portland!
An indispensable guide for anyone who’s new to Portland.
Winter Is Coming
A helpful guide to Portland’s rainy season!
A Portlander’s Pronunciation Guide
HI, NEW FRIEND! You live in ORE-uh-ghinn. NOT Ore-uh-GONE. NEVER Ore-uh-GONE. The first way is the only way you should ever pronounce the name of your new state. The second way is probably how your Aunt Hilda of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, pronounces the name of a state she’s never been to. Aunt Hilda has a great […]
Overrated Portland
Save yourself the time and trouble—skip these things in Portland.
A Newcomers’ Guide to Making Friends
The secret: Sweat on weekly basis with a bunch of people.
