A guide to saying you’re sorry for fucking up this formerly wonderful city with your presence.
General
Lafftown PDX
Portland has one of the best comedy scenes anywhere. Here’s where to jump in.
Creepin’ On Dogs
How to have a dog without actually having a dog.
Behold! The Winners of the Most Glamorous Pet Photo Contest
Gary “This is Gary. He is deaf, adorable, and hilarious!” —Megan Fisher Follow Gary on Instagram @garythetat! Runners-up: Max & Bambi Sarah Giffrow Della Kimberly Pendell Pat Pat Kate Davis @patpatthecat More Pet Issue Articles: Magic Friends Point/Counterpoint: The Mercury Argues about Dog Food Love the One You’re With Which Pet Is Right for You? […]
Portland’s Pet of the Year 2015
And the winner of the 2015 Portland Pet of the Year is…
Point/Counterpoint: The Mercury Argues About Dog Food
Point Why Aren’t There More Dog Menus at Portland’s Dog-Friendly Establishments? by Marjorie Skinner MY HUSBAND AND I are new parentsโdog parents, that is. Much like the parents of human babies who increasingly surround us (seriously, back off), it’s a job that requires a tiresome amount of baggage. Our rapidly multiplying friends are stuck toting […]
Love the One You’re With
The Mercury‘s Pet Improvement Guide will spruce up your beast.
Which Pet Is Right for You?
Track Down the Perfect Companion with a Mercury Flowchart!
Four Paws on the Street
PAW Team: our pick for pet charity of the year!
How We Got Here
There’s a reason Portland suffers from high rents and lack of housing… we planned it that way.
Portland’s Worst Person
Read the winning essays from our “Worst Person in Portland” contest!
