How we built the Mercury’s birthday cake and blew it the fuck up.
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This Cake Blows!
An Exclusive Behind-the-Scenes Peek at the Making of (and Exploding) the Mercury‘s Birthday Cake.
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ALL APOLOGIES
The Mercury Has Been Fucking Shit Up in Portland for 10 Long Years. Former and Current Members of our Staff Would Like to Formally Apologize. (Go on! Apologize!)
Former and current Mercury staff members “apologize” for 10 years of fucking shit up.
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A Decade of Imbecility
The True History of the Portland Mercury
Frank Cassano recounts the checkered history of the Portland Mercury.
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“Can You Talk More About Crystals?”
The Spencer Pratt Interview
Self-made celebrity Spencer Pratt on guns, God, cyber hackers, and making serious cheese.
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Know Your Decade!
Think You’re a Genius at Remembering Everything that Happened over the Last 10 Years? Take Our Quiz and Kiss the ’00s Goodbye!
Take our end-of-the-decade quiz!
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Physically Fit, Visibly Drunk
A Guide to Being Healthy and Wasted in the New Year!
Want better health in 2010? Stay drunk!
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Breathe In
A Guide to Doing Different Types of Yoga—STONED
A guide to doing different types of yoga—STONED.
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The Name of the Law
Eight Hours in the Life of a Portland Police Officer
Eight hours in the life of a Portland police officer.
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WORST… THANKSGIVING… EVER!
Mercury Readers Share their Most Disastrous and Disgusting Turkey Day Memories
Mercury readers share their most disastrous and disgusting
Turkey Day memories.
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WELCOME TO THE APOCALYPSE!
The Single Most Important Story You Will Read In Your Entire Life! (Which Isn’t Going to Last Much Longer, By the Way)
The single most important story you will read in your entire life!
(Which isn’t going to last much longer, by the way.)
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Going All the Way
Riding Portland’s Most Used Bus Lines from Start to Finish
Two reporters ride Portland’s most used bus lines from start to finish.
The horror! The horror!