A blood-chilling review of Portland’s most horrifyingly haunted houses!
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The Mercury‘s Annual Halloween Dress-Up Issue: Can You Guess Our Costume?
We’re the internet. Can’t you tell? God.
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The Continued Decline of Western Civilization
Wizards, Outdoor Drug Markets, and the Most Fervent Fans in the World: Author Matthew Vollono Attends a Phish Concert.
Wizards, outdoor drug markets, and the most fervent fans in the world:
Matthew Vollono attends a Phish concert.
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The Different Kinds of People that There Are
A Complete List
Would you like to know what kind of different kinds of people there
are? Okay.
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WHEN POLAR BEARS ATTACK… YOU!
Here’s How You Can Try to Live Through the Polar Bear Invasion—Even Though, to Be Perfectly Honest, You Probably Won’t Survive, So Nice Knowing You, I Guess
Thanks to global warming, polar bears are coming to Portland. To kill.
You.
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The Giant Rats of Milwaukie
In Search of the Elusive Nutria
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Nutria scare the crap outta Matt Davis.
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Ancient Restroom Hieroglyphics
Flushing Away the Myth
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Deciphering the cryptic cave drawings of the ancients.
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Beaverton: The Other Gresham
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Lord E. Philo Henriksen Esq. bravely ventures to the Far West to explore the mythical “Beaver Towne.”
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Devil Dogs of Southeast
Observations on the Small Urban Canine Mix
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Scientifical observations on the small urban canine mix.
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The Hallowe’en Sluts of Old Town
An Anthropological Study of Slutty Sluts
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A Mercury Geographic expedition uncovers ancient traditions kept alive through celebration and skimpy costumes.
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A note from the Mercury Geographic Society president.
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The Mercury’s New Website: A User’s Guide!
The Mercury has a brand new sexified website, with all sorts of new toys for YOU to enjoy!