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Inside the Cocaine Kingdom
One Man’s Deadly Adventures in the Cocaine Manufacturing Camps
Brendan Kiley interviews an escapee from a Colombia cocaine camp.
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THE BOOK OF US VS. THEM
A Christian Guide to Other Inferior Religions that Will Obviously Burn in Hell
A Christian guide to other inferior religions that will obviously burn in Hell.
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THE BOOK OF WRATH
Who Doth God Hate Most?
The best killings among God’s prolific body count.
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THE BOOK OF "SEXY"
The Bible’s Sexiest Snippets
The best sex scenes as told in the Lord’s own Word.
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THE BOOK OF RESTAURANT REVIEWS
Hell’s Kitchen Korner!
CHAPTER ONE 1 Y’know, being a restaurant critic isn’t all fennel and demi-glaze reduction. With so many hot new eateries and bistros opening left and right, sometimes a Prince of Darkness can get a little bogged down! Am I right, folks? 2 And these newfangled dishes! I mean, who really wants to eat something like […]
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THE BOOK OF HOLLOWING-OUT BOOKS
Do You Have Secrets? Then Let’s Hollow Out a Bible to Keep ’em In!
Do you have secrets? Then let’s hollow out a Bible to keep ’em in!
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The Mercury‘s Annual Halloween Dress-Up Issue
Can You Guess Our Costume?
Welcome to the Mercury‘s annual Halloween dress-up issue. Can you tell what we are? No? What are you, Buddhist? We’re the Bible, dummy! MORE ANNUAL HALLOWEEN DRESS-UP ISSUE HERE
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Let ‘er Buck!
48 Nonstop Hours at the Pendleton Round-Up
Forty-eight hours at the Pendleton Round-Up. Featuring: 1,500 horses, 900 pounds of ham, four fighter jets, and one beer spilled on a baby.
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Two Nights at The Gathering
My Summer Vacation with the Juggalos
FAYGO Drink it, wear it, snort it—don’t EVER dis it. Detroit whut? TITTIES If you’re at the Gathering long enough, you WILL eventually show them. FACES OF THE DARK CARNIVAL Juggalo… Ninja… Juggalo… Ninja… SATAN! JUGGALETTES See also “ninjalettes” and “neden holes.” These two won the hot-oil wrestling contest. FOUR DAYS OF CAMPING ICP shirt, […]
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Worst. Popes. Ever.
A Brief and Completely True History of the Catholic Church
A brief and completely true history of the Catholic Church.