Letters

“Don’t get fooled, work tirelessly, and maybe you’ll pull off what my generation couldn’t.”

“Fuck off, Jeff Sessions. You’re going to die soon.”

“When you walk into a real dive bar, the first thing you should do is look around and see what everyone is drinking.”

A fight over I-5 congestion pricing! Plus: How to get rid of your stupid fireworks!

This week: Comedy bribes… and trouble in Tacotown!

“I think the pig, Johnny, is cheating!”

“There is no proof that the world is round, just NASA CGI cartoons and fakery.”

“Every 30 seconds, Louie is gaining like 10 votes. It’s a little bit fishy.”

“I’m confused about how you square your concern about climate change with your advocacy for Burger Week.”

“Neil Diamond has more cool in his yellowing old man toenails than you have in your whole body.”

“We came here to get away from you.”

“Does Ann Romano ever make any public appearances?”