Letters

“Just because music is depressing, whiny, and a little weird doesn’t make it next-level ‘art.’”

“How can they expect me to pump my own kombucha if I can’t even pump my own gas?”

“VAGINA! It’s okay to say.”

“It’d be nice if your paper ventured outside the ‘typical Portland’ areas.”

“As an ‘alternative weekly,’ your paper has been a sincere disappointment.”

“Thank you, Trump, for giving us the face of pure evil. Now prepare to burn in hell.”

“Many voters thought Ted Wheeler was a progressive. They were suckered.”

“Self-righteousness stemming from a position of privilege is not constructive.”

“Enough is enough, Merc. Put your money where your writers’ mouths are.”

“‘FUCK YOU!’ is my first response.”