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“In the future, after the Corporate Weed Wars, there very may well only be like three legal strains in Oregon.”
“If all pub and restaurant patios were smoke-free, they’d get a lot more patrons.”
“Do as ya please; obviously I can’t stop you.”
“May the Great Spirit ever bless and protect the Portland Mercury.”
“Much love to all survivors of rape.”
“Learn about how Portland became Portland!”
“In short, fuck this landlord.”
“They probably thought I was high, which I was.”
“I enjoyed your article—kind of. Goodbye.”
“Those officers get nothing done besides maybe spreading some manure on the asphalt.”
“The best sparkling water is Kroger brand club soda.”
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