You can’t count on much in this world—but I always assumed you could count on the endless love between former ’70s pop giants Captain & Tennille. And yet? THEY’RE GETTING DIVORCED. From People: Toni Tennille, whose real name is Cathryn Antoinette Tennille, 73, filed for divorce on Jan. 16, the Prescott, Arizona City courthouse confirms […]
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Karaoke and Q&A with Buffy‘s Xander
Time to break into the Snoopy dance—Xander’s coming to town to sing with you! Well, actually Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s Nicholas Brendon is lurking around Puddletown for the Portland Comic Con this weekend (here are his appearances), but the folks at Things from Another World and FanGeek are doing a meet and greet, complete with […]
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Firefly Surprise: A Secret, Yet Public, Bridal Show
Well this… is a first. On Saturday there will be one of the first of probably more than a few bridal-centric runway shows over the next few months, but this one doubles as a surprise birthday party for the designers whose gowns are to be showcased. Meaning she doesn’t know about it. Because her husband […]
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The John Waters Interview
Hey guys, I talked with John Waters. I can die now. It’s fine. There’s nothing left for me. We talked about how awesome Portland is, Baltimore roller derby girls, and his new book, where he hitchhiked across the country. He’s doing a one-man Christmas show tonight at the Aladdin. It is most hellaciously sold out, […]
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SL Letter of the Day: The Invisible Girlfriend
Four years ago I began a relationship with a woman that turned romantic. A year later, I left my husband and moved in with her. She’s beautiful on the inside and out and I love her dearly but our relationship has had its ups and downs. My biggest issue is that she won’t introduce me […]
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TV Writers Engage in Adorable Twitter Battle
If you’re the type of person who starts shit on Twitter and/or engages in Twitter battles, I kinda think you’re one of the fucking lowest of the low. Twitter isn’t YouTube comments and just because you CAN say something, it doesn’t mean you SHOULD. Can we keep just one tiny section of the internet dick […]
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WNBA Players Kiss, Are Called for Fouls
I’m sports-illiterate, so forgive me if I mess this up: WNBA players Diana Taurasi and Seimone Augustus have known each other for a long time. They have an affectionate rivalry, since they play on opposing teams. In the below clip, you can see Augustus and Taurasi preparing to, uh, I don’t know, block each other? […]
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A Love Letter to the New City Target
Hi, Target! I love you! Dearest City Target, Your faithful servant Alex here. I just wanted to write you to thank you for finally allowing me to realize the full joy of basic commerce in the downtown core. Before you came into my life, I had to bus all the way out to Jantzen Beach. […]
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A Couple Positive Experiences With Wedding Vendors
I complained a lot about the terrible vendors I had to deal with before my wedding. And some were pretty bad while others were the WORST (Ohana party rentals and their lies, two different hair people who canceled on very short notice). But some vendors were genuinely wonderful and I wanted to take a second […]
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There Is No Sanctity of Marriage to Protect, I’ve Checked
I got straight-married the other day. The traditional kind of marriage that some people are working really hard to protect. “The way things have been for thousands of years.” You know, that one marriage. The sacred one. Except the whole process struck me as being really unsacred. All you need to get married in Oregon […]
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Relationship Advice from The O.C.‘s Sandy Cohen
Think you’ve damaged your current relationship beyond repair? Well, you haven’t done everything you can to save it until you watch and apply the knowledge you learn from this video of “Sandy Cohen’s Guide to Love.” If the dad from The O.C. can’t save your doomed relationship? THEN IT WAS NEVER WORTH HAVING AT ALL. […]