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Good Morning, News: Black Friday Masses! Flaws in the Michael Brown Grand Jury!

IT IS BLACK FRIDAY. THE WORSHIPPERS HAVE SET UPON THE TEMPLES. Local malls have been hosting hungry, thirsty, lusty crowds of bleary Oregonians, in what’s so far been an uninterrupted shopping bacchanalia, since before the dawn. That’s not been the case, however, in the malls and discount stores around Ferguson, Missouri—and several other burgs in […]

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Good Morning, News: Ferguson’s a Mess, Mythical Bulletproof Demons Abound, and the Best Maybe-Protest Move in Portland’s History

Well, a couple blocks of Ferguson went up last night. It went down like pretty much everyone expected. Also like we all expected, there’s a lot to question about a grand jury’s decision not to try Officer Darren Wilson in the death of 18-year-old Michael Brown. From Prosecutor Robert McCulloch’s hyperdefensive announcement of the decision, […]

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Good Morning, News: Hagel Resigns, ISIS Recruits Kids, and Juggalos Were Framed?

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Right there, I see you lookin’. Sure hope that you’re not tooken. Don’t get lost in the crowd. This place is so damn wild. LET’S GO TO PRESS. Remember the Juggalos who were suspected of leaving threatening notes on North Williams businesses? Now the Juggalos are saying they’re being framed, and that […]

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Good Morning, News: Someone Tell Florida to Stop Giving Bill Cosby Standing Ovations

Eerily quiet ’round these parts this morning. Your governor dished to the O yesterday, about his still-fiancee Cylvia Hayes, his plans for the next term, and other sizzling gubernatorial tidbits. The Tribune says Sam Adams’ much-trumpeted drug impact areas—which seek to keep drug offenders out of whole swaths of the city—aren’t working like they’re supposed […]

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Good Morning, News: Someone Did Something About Immigration! The Nation Waits for a Ferguson Verdict. (Portland’s Waiting for the Sellwood to Reopen.)

It will take almost as long as the hearing itself. But if you fee like punishing yourself, take some minutes and read through our exhaustive live blog of yesterday’s “Portland Street Fund” hearing. (You should also read the Oregonian‘s recap of the nearly five-hour affair.) Dozens of opponents—and some supporters, too—got their first crack at […]

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Good Morning, News: Even More Street Fee Angst! A Gunman at the Library! The Banal Tale of the Exploding Airbag!

Here’s hoping Steve Novick and Charlie Hales (and half the print reporters in town) all snuck in some decent sleep last night. Today’s the first major public hearing on the Portland Street Fund (formerly the street fee) since late May, when testimony and debate sprawled over five or so hours—and sore feelings and intrigue are […]

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Good Morning, News: Portland Street Fee, Another CNN Flub, and (Surprise!) the Senate are Chicken Shits

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! If you smiling, that should set the tone. (Just be limber, baby.) And If you let go, the music should groove your bones. LET’S GO TO PRESS. Everybody rest your throat today, because tomorrow is the big Portland Street Fee Public Meeting—and you’ll need your “screaming voice.” (By the way, this time […]

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Good Morning, News: Pot Auction, More ISIS Murders, and How to Pronounce “Worcestershire Sauce”

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know. She left me roses by the stairs. Surprises let me know she cares. LET’S GO TO PRESS. A Linfield Community College student is fatally stabbed at a convenience store on Saturday night—and it’s still a mystery as to why. Washington holds their first marijuana […]

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Good Morning, News: Does Monica Wehby Want to Oversee Obamacare Now? And Other Baffling Scenarios

Failed senatorial candidate Monica Wehby’s chief public feature may be her loathing of Obamacare (and her unwillingness to pen original policy statements about what we should do instead). Does Wehby now want to oversee Oregon’s troubled rollout of the program she despises? The Oregonian suggests that’s why Wehby called Gov. John Kitzhaber the day after […]

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Good Morning, News: The Savage Cold Lingers. The Miraculous Comet Probe Is About to Die.

Have you bowed to the frigid sun yet? It’s dry. It’s still dangerously cold. Especially for the most vulnerable among us. And that means more warming centers and shelters are open, along with a promise that no one in need during this early cold snap will be turned away. The entrepreneurs behind Hempstalk have already […]

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