I’ve done a lot of things I’m not proud of in order to have sex. I’ve gone to concerts for bands I abhor. I’ve feigned interest in sports I’ve barely heard of. I’ve taken a bus to Hillsboro. But I’m proud to say that I’ve never gone camping. As the long winter months of cuffing […]
Outdoors
Curbside Serenade Makes Portland’s Street Corners More Musical
“Hey there!” David Pollack hollers into the microphone in the direction of a passing cyclist, halfway through his acoustic set. “Nice day for a ride!” he shouts before slipping back into an Elvis Costello cover. The moment unfolds in front of a laid-back crowd on Rainbow Road at SE 28th and Ankeny where the nonprofit […]
Music To Go Rockhounding By
There is a music that is made for me. I’m a girl who drives infinite miles on long dusty roads in an old 4×4 in search of treasure. My profession is to hunt the high deserts for rocks, gems, and fossils, and eventually lead people to the places of their hiding. I am often adrift […]
How to Rockhound a Rainbow of Rocks in Oregon and Washington
As simple pleasures are gay and hiking is gay, it feels easy to declare that the sport of rockhounding is also a gay activity. And the Pacific Northwest is home to the pros. For this guide, I have collected some recommendations for where you might find beautiful rocks, and eventually build your own rainbow. Let […]
The Portland Mercury’s 2023 Corn Maze Reviews
Are these corn maze reviews? Yes. Are these corn maze contemplations? ALSO YES. Here are five Portland-area corn mazes, ranked by difficulty and quality of rustling stalks.
ranked by navigational difficulty and the quality of their stalk rustling.
The Best Things to Do (While Staying Home and Staying Safe) in Portland: Fri May 1
The Alien TrilogyThere have been more than a few film recommendations made over the past two months, recommendations made with the intent of reflecting our current situation through a camera’s lens, and a visionary’s eyes. And really, is there any more appropriate trilogy to our current moment than the three-film story of Warrant Officer Ellen […]
Enter to Win THING Tickets!
Sasquatch might have folded up its tents, so to speak, but if you’re still thirsty for a woodsy wonderland arts experience, fret not: THING is here. What is THING? THING is an all-new festival experience in Port Townsend, WA blending music, comedy, art, podcasting, dancing, food, and more, into one weekend’s worth of entertainment bliss, […]
Our Trails Too Offers a Look at a Better, More Inclusive Wilderness
Our Trails Too As anyone who’s recently been on a trail in the Pacific Northwest can attest, hiking, backpacking, and camping in Oregon and Washington are more popular than ever. But as trailheads within driving distance of Portland become crammed with a very specific kind of hiker—day-trippers with selfie sticks and still-creased Patagonia gear—something else […]
From Hikes to Scabies, the Best Portland Parks for Your Summer Needs
Portland’s got great parks! Okay, so we also have some creepy, super sketchy parks. But most of our parks are great! Regardless of how you want to waste your days this summer, there’s a place in or near the city that’s the perfect spot. BEST PARKS FOR HIKING There are a ton of great hiking […]
How to Hike in and Around Portland
One of the things that’s gotten increasingly difficult to enjoy as Portland’s population swells and great swaths of Oregon catch on fire: HIKING. Luckily, there are still plenty of ways to hit the trail in and around Portland. It’s good to keep a few tricks in mind to help avoid the crowds (go early in […]
A Reading List for the End of the World: The Best, Weirdest, and Scariest Books About Climate Change
“It is worse, much worse, than you think.” So begins journalist David Wallace-Wells’ The Uninhabitable Earth: Life After Warming, a book about climate change that reminds you, chapter after chapter, that even if you think you know how bad things are, and even if you think you know how much worse they’re going to get, […]
It’s the First Day of Spring and It’s Already Wildfire Season in Oregon
Oregon’s Taylor Creek and Klondike Fires, August 2018. U.S. Forest Service – Pacific NW Oregon’s first notable wildfire of 2019 is currently burning. Yesterday, it was still officially winter. The Santiam Park Fire started yesterday at the North Santiam State Recreation Area, a fishing and camping spot located to the south of Highway 22, just […]
