There is absolutely no reason why you should be watching 19 Kids and Counting—the terrrrrrible Christian TLC show featuring Dan Savage’s favorite punching bags, the Duggars. However, now and then it’s okay to open your fingers and take a weeeeee little sneaky peek at the fucked up lives of these people. In this clip, Papa […]
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Another Reason to Stop Using Facebook: Demonic Possession
There are a lot of good reasons to stop using Facebook—being a monumental waste of time is but one—and now we can add “possible demonic possession” to the list. Hilarious religious person Pat Robertson weighed in on the subject when asked if it’s biblically okay to post ultrasound photos of unborn babies on Facebook. [WHY […]
Duggar Family Values
FULL DISCLOSURE: I’m a dirty sodomite and no one—NO ONE—should listen to anything I have to say about anything. Ever. I can write whatever I want, of course, because this is a free country. (Maybe a little too free!) But there’s one thing I’m not allowed to write about: the Duggars. People like me shouldn’t […]
Cinematic Proof that God Hates Christians
The documentary Fight Church (available now on VOD), spotlights the work of Rochester, New York’s Victory Church which mixes Christianity with MMA fighting to spread the word of the gospel. (Well, at this point they need to try anything, right?) However, as this scene clearly shows, God thinks the Victory Church is completely ridiculous and […]
Why Anti-Gay Christian Bigots Always Lead With Leviticus
From RawStory via JoeMyGod: A pastor of a large Southern Baptist church near Chattanooga, Tennessee said this week that Christians would never repent for discriminating against gay people like they had for racism because African-Americans could not change the color of their skin. Brainerd Baptist Church Senior Pastor Robby Gallaty devoted his entire hour-long sermon […]
Kirk Cameron Has Finally Saved Christmas, Once and for All
The whole God’s Not Dead phenomenon is getting real. Now that Christian movies are making money at the box office, Kirk Cameron’s getting into the act with a movie about the War on Christmas. It’s called Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas, and here’s the trailer. According to The Blaze, the main character’s name is “Christian White,” […]
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…appalling acts of cruelty: Julie Atwood was standing at her son’s casket when the phone rang. The church where her son’s funeral was scheduled to be held the next day decided to abruptly cancel the service, after the pastor learned the deceased was gay and his obituary listed a surviving “husband.” Atwood said she was […]
Falling Out of Love With New Pope
Last week New Pope invited the head of Manif Pour Tous, France’s violent anti-gay group (endorsed by neo-Nazis and NOM), to a private mass at Vatican City. This week New Pope came out against legalizing pot and other recreational drugs: Francis told delegates to a drug-enforcement conference in Rome that even limited attempts to legalize […]
Pat Robertson to Kids: Don’t Call the Cops If Father Threatens Mom With a Gun
Raw Story: “Whenever my parents fight, my dad threatens my mom with his gun,” a viewer told [Televangelist Pat Robertson] in an email. “Fortunately, this now means nothing to my mom, and she never goes nuts about it; she is very calm.” “But as a child, I get nervous and worried when this happens,” the […]
Matthew Vines Makes a Biblical Case for Same-Sex Relationships
We shouldn’t have to win a theological argument to secure our civil rights—including the right to civil marriage. But by engaging with religious conservatives on their own terms, by fighting them verse for verse, Matthew is changing minds. His efforts to reason with religious bigots will doubtless result in fewer queer kids being rejected by […]
Duck People Crazy
Phil Robertson, the Duck Dynasty bigot guy, is addressing the Republican Leadership Conference today, according to Right Wing Watch. But that’s pretty much the only constituency that’s listening to the Robertsons at this point, because the Robertsons can’t speak without dropping crazy shit like this: Phil’s son Alan Robertson, who at last week’s FRC “Watchmen […]
