An advice columnist—an advice columnist who isn’t me—suggests that a sexually frustrated married man with a chronically ill wife seek “outside sex” to get his needs met. And the advice columnist is just seconding the wife’s suggestion. All hell promptly breaks loose in comments. Have fun!
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SL Letters of the Day: My Tits Are Perfect—What’s Wrong With My Game?
I am a straight guy in my mid-twenties and I love reading your column! My problem is that I can’t seem to attract/keep women. At bars I am lucky to get past, “Hi I’m so and so!”, or, “Hey, do you want to dance?” And I can actually dance—isn’t that supposed to be a plus? […]
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Today in Creepy Alien News: New Trailer for Monsters; Hustler’s Avatar Porn.
Via Cinema Blend: a new trailer for Gareth Edwards’ Monsters, a low-budget flick that has some solid buzz but also looks a whole lot like District 9‘s excitable little brother. (I’m guessing the whole “aliens in Mexico thing” might—just might—lead to some social commentary.) I’m looking forward to it because hey, giant monsters, but here’s […]
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SL Letter of the Day: The Last Word on Porn
The “porn fight” SLLOTD is SO fake! And if I hear one more person say “men are visual creatures” as though women’s eyeballs are detached at the root, I’m going to shove one of my detachable eyeballs up that person’s left nostril. The porn fights promoted in your column are as canned and stereotyped as […]
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SL Letter of the Day: You’re Tired Of Porn Fights?
Ever since discovering two years ago that I look at porn—I’m a guy, shocker, I know—my girlfriend and I have gotten in numerous arguments over the subject. I seldom use porn, maybe once a week when she is not around. My GF and I usually have sex once a day, and I always make sure […]
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Where Do You Pee?
The Society Pages has a long and intermittently interesting post about the difference in male and female bathroom signage, with plenty of examples from around the world. The idea is that an easily identifiable symbol to determine the sex has its basis in long-established roles of inequality: Washroom signs are very telling of the way […]
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Meet The Bubbleator
“Being Mormon, I can’t look at porn or nudity,” writes some Mormon dude who can’t look at porn or nudity. “So I have to get creative. That’s why I invented ‘bubbling.’ Hard to explain so just scroll down.” And here’s what you’ll find when you scroll down: More—and more disturbing—examples of “bubbling” (what appear to […]
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Sexual Hypnotist Cuts Off Cash, Shakes Up GOP Politics
With a hearty tip o’ the hat to Blogtown’s own Oregometry, I decided everyone needed to learn more about Loren Parks, the money man behind many of Oregon’s most conservative, anti-crime ballot initiatives for nearly 20 years. Because not only is Parks a financier for Republican causes, he’s also a sexual hypnotist. Watch and, um, […]
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SL Letter of the Day: Predator and Prey
A few nights ago I got drunk and knocked on my roommate’s door and confessed my attraction to him while he was lying in bed in nothing more than his skivvies. (It was dark and I stayed at the door so I didn’t know that until after the fact.) And then I asked him if […]
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Here Is What a Wildly Sucessful Kickstarter Project Looks Like: Punk Mathematics
Local comedian/math teacher/Math for Primates podcaster Tom Henderson is raising money to write a book called Punk Mathematics, based on the principles laid out in an interview with Technocult: 1) People use the average Joe’s poor mathematics as a way to control, exploit, and numerically fuck him over. 2) Mathematics is the subject in which, […]
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Blood Bone-Nation: Fresh Blood
Time for our weekly True Blood discussion group! Get into the car! I know I told you I’d come back to your house and watch you try on outfits, but we gotta take care of this first! In classic True Blood style, this episode, the penultimate of the season, was a total mess. There’s so […]
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It’s Hump Day! Have You Started Your HUMP! Film Yet?
46 days and counting till the October 15th HUMP! deadline. Some folks have said they can’t make a film, because they don’t have a video camera. Well, HOLD THE PHONE people. Did you know you can make a film with your iPhone? It’s true. As long as the final edit is 5 minutes or less, […]