I just wanted to thank you and Terry for taking the initiative to reach out to those who are struggling with their sexuality and with the way they are being treated. I am not gay/lesbian, but can appreciate the time you have taken to send a message of love and understanding with the It Gets […]
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SL Letter of the Day: Leave It Alone
After breaking up with my boyfriend of six years, we tried to remain friends. During this awkward period, he ended up molesting me twice—once at a concert when he wouldn’t stop rubbing his erection against my ass and another time when he thought I was asleep and touched me between my legs. I never addressed […]
HUMP! Deadline and “You Answer the Email!”
Hey guys!If you’re entering this year’s HUMP! amateur porn contest (where the winner receives $2500!!), you must turn in your submission by 5 pm this Friday, October 15! Check here for all the details, and don’t forget that tickets for this year’s HUMP! Film Fest (featuring the very best HUMP! submissions and your friends and […]
SL Letter of the Afternoon: You Don’t Love Him
My name is “Adam.” I finally have a boyfriend and his name is “Steve” and he was talking to me about sex. And then he flat out and told me that when he was in high school he was a whore. He slept with every single guy. And he said that he has HIV. My […]
SL Letter of the Morning: Don’t Listen To Your Mother
Almost exactly four years ago I met my wonderful girlfriend. Like typical lesbians our relationship moved very fast. We held off on sex until the third week and then had the most awesomely passionate and creative sex for the next four months. I had always been interested in BDSM and she was too so we […]
HEY! Only 9 Days Left to Submit Your Film to HUMP!
Okay everybody… Only 9 more days till the October 15th HUMP! deadline. NINE! That’s only one week and two days! Or eight days plus one day! Or roughly 12,960 minutes! Or… oh, forget it! Time’s-a-tickin’!But don’t panic—you still have enough time to put together your own dirty homemade movie and submit it to HUMP! HERE […]
SL Letter of the Day: Finding Dad’s Porn
Our 11-year-old boy recently burrowed through my home office, unearthed a hardcore comic book, and brought it to a sleepover to show his dopey gangly friends. He was busted when my wife found it stashed in his pillow case when he got home. We discussed how to handle it. I put the kibosh on the […]
SL Letter of the Day: Does It Count?
My name is Brock. I live with my girlfriend and her best friend. It’s like a less funny Threes Company. We were having a debate the other day that I decided could be resolved by you, given that your opinion is more legit than any of ours. Is it considered “going down” on someone if […]
Samus Aran Goes Burlesque
The Devil’s Playground burlesque and cabaret show recently held a “Ladies of Sci-Fi” gig at LA’s Bordello, and alongside Barbarella, Aeon Flux and (a shockingly hot) Ripley from Aliens, Nintendo’s favorite blonde bounty hunter made an appearance that would horrify the ESRB. Erin Broadley, LA Weekly I don’t remember Samus having full-color sleeves. Portrayed by […]
Here’s That Avatar Fleshlight You Ordered!
So first This Ain’t Avatar XXX was announced, and now there’s this: I assume it’s meant to be used in conjunction with this. Now, I know a lot of you are going to be condemning and/or mocking the bodypaint-slathered nerds who can’t wait to use this thing, but I’d just like to politely remind you […]
The Avatar Porn Trailer
After weeks of anticipation, the trailer for Hustler’s Avatar porn has finally hit the internets! It looks hilarious, and not hot at all, but on the plus side I bet you anything the lines to go see it will be much, much shorter. I’m also pretty charmed by the acting chops on display here on […]
SL Letter of the Day: The Best Man…
My best is getting married to a girl that all of his friends despise. She’s the most “politically correct” and “polite” person you will meet until she starts talking about how she doesn’t eat Vietnamese food because she doesn’t like Vietnamese people. Or that she supports Meg Whitman because she agrees that all Mexicans should […]
