So first This Ain’t Avatar XXX was announced, and now there’s this:

I assume it’s meant to be used in conjunction with this.

Now, I know a lot of you are going to be condemning and/or mocking the bodypaint-slathered nerds who can’t wait to use this thing, but I’d just like to politely remind you that if Avatar taught us anything, it’s to keep our minds open when it comes to practices that, at first, might at first seem strange, confusing, or outright disturbing. If we’re willing to learn, to adapt, and to try new, even alien things… well, I think we might just find ourselves in a far better place, don’t you? I’d also like to say NONONONONONONONONONONO MAKE IT STOP.

(Goddamn you, Topless Robot.)

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

3 replies on “Here’s That <i>Avatar</i> Fleshlight You Ordered!”

  2. I saw the Hawthorne hippies having Avatard sex in my front yard last night. Wait I just checked the security tape their dreds just got tangled up.

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