GodDAMN today is a bummer! At least the weather’s nice. With all the hand wringing about election results, wouldn’t it be nice to feel like you’re part of a society that’s actually making progress? I submit to you a suggestion: HUMP! You probably already know that Hump is the Stranger/Mercury amateur porn festival, where ordinary, […]
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Give Me a Good Tea Party Pickup Line
As I just posted, I’m going to the Tea Party gala tonight. As the party goes on, Ezra thinks I should try and use Tea Party-themed pickup lines on the people around me and see what sticks. This is a terrible idea but I’ve agreed to turn it over to you guys. Give me a […]
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SL Letter of the Day: You Must Meet His Wife
I’m a bisexual woman married to a bisexual man. We are polyamorous and see others together and separately. For about a year we have been seeing a married man together, we’ll call him Andy. Here’s the thing, we really like Andy and want to see more of him both in and out of the bedroom, […]
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Underwear? Dirty Mattresses? Teeth Whiteners? Abdominal Workout Video?
Not sure what they’re selling here… …but I imagine folks are buying. (If your boss hates “sexy,” this is NSFW.)
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I (Almost) Had Sex with Christine O’Donnell and All I Got Was This Lousy (Actually Pretty Good) Story
GAWKER Born-again ladybug. JESUS CHRIST! Do we really need to read another dispatch about Christine O’Donnell’s sexual proclivities? Really? Why, actually, yes. Yes we do. Because they’re weird and hysterical, and she’s a major party candidate for the U.S. FUCKING SENATE, and well, they’re also weird and hysterical. This latest one comes courtesy of Gawker […]
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Republican Sex and Marriage Advice
Another competitor… …looks like I’m going to need a green screen if I wanna keep up. One more after the jump. More here.
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SL Letter of the Day: Fucking Loyalty
I have been married for almost 23 years. I have two teenage children. My wife refuses any kind of intimacy with me and we have not had sex (let alone any kind of intimacy) for the last 10 years of our marriage. I use to be able to count on having sex on Valentines Day, […]
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SL Letter of the Day: Mom, Dad—There’s Something I Don’t Need to Tell You…
I’m an 18-year-old girl who has been dating a 20-year-old guy for about a year and a half now. We get along really well, and I enjoy being with him. Not too long ago, I decided I wanted a vibrator to use for when we’re away at our separate schools. I’d been thinking about buying […]
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Things That You Will Never Un-See: Get Your Tickets to HUMP!
A few of the things that I will never un-see after serving on the jury for Hump! 2010: The truly unholy union of a “nun” and a “bum” (but hole-y, you know?); a giant green giantess (not particularly jolly, though); and a group scene involving a purple alien humanoid. Don’t miss out on Portland’s second […]
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Antoine Dodson Pitches the Sex Offender App
Antoine Dodson—he of “hide ya wife, hide ya kids, hide ya husband cuz they rapin’ everybody out here” fame—is now pushing sex offender locater apps because… well, actually it does make some sense. However, what I really want to see him sell is this. It’s a TECHNOLOGY!
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SL Letter of the Day: When It Rains…
I’m friends with the wife of a straight married couple, both Doms in an unprofessional capacity. After many years of marriage, my friend fell for a hot sub. She and her husband decided to open up the marriage. While she was occupying herself with her sexy new man, her husband found a sub girlfriend. Yay! […]
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SL Letter of the Day: More Advice—Better Advice—For SUB
I’d like to point out a few things that might put SUB’s problem into better perspective. First, he says that he’s attempting to use FetLife as a personals site. FetLife isn’t a dating site; it’s a social networking site for kinky people. It’s about networking, discussion, event planning, communicating with people in your local community, […]