Poopnoodle. I just heard this word for the first time today. When I asked what, exactly, a poopnoodle is, I was told that a poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick-hole and comes out in the form of a noodle […]
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SL Letter of the Day: Sounds Like the Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship
Perhaps you can assist a devout and adoring reader in making a decision here. I’m 22, tall, blonde, liberal and hold a B.S. degree. I am bisexual, GGG and significantly kinky. My boyfriend is 40, liberal as well, intelligent and very successful. We’ve been in a monogamous relationship (my first relationship ever) for the last […]
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SL Letter of the Day: Fantasies Can Be Realized Through Fantasy
Female here, 30 yo. Back in my single days I used to watch porn fairly frequently. And then I found a good guy and we started dating a couple years back. And then I found his mega shit ton of porn and flipped out. Obviously, a little hypocritical on my part. Anyway, got over it […]
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Blood Bone-Nation: I Smell a Rat
What’s up, vampurs? It’s True Blood discussion time! You may enter. Sookie’s a fairy? I’d like to say I called that last week but I think that would be extremely generous. I’d like to make a checklist of all the mythical creatures True Blood hasn’t used yet. Guess: Terry is a secret leprechaun and Andy […]
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Virtual Soles: For When Humping Real Feet Is Too Intimidating
Do you like videogames? Do you like dainty lil’ tootsies, trapped and fermenting in the dark, hot cave that is the average woman’s shoe? Would you like to liberate all those gorgeous feet, but simply can’t face up to the idea of having to interact with the (no doubt grateful) ladies attached to said sexy […]
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Everything About the Angel Kiss is Wrong
So, Ned Lannamann walks into my office with what looks like a load of fat, squat chocolate dongs and asks, “Would you like an Angel Kiss?” How could I refuse? How could I accept? How does one even approach this sort of thing? Luckily, they’re Halal. And the inside holds this amazing surprise! Angel Kisses: […]
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She Is Deleting My App
I have enjoyed your column for a long time. Unfortunately, the time has come for us to part. Your pro-pornography stance had always been problematic for me, and Thursday’s QOD was the last straw. No, all men do not look at porn. I’ve consistently dated males—socialists, feminists, men with younger sisters—who have never been to […]
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SL Letter of the Day: Yeah, That’ll Work
Your advice to NOPE implies that all or nearly all men use porn. That may be true, but not all porn is equal. Perhaps NOPE could find a form of porn she doesn’t find threatening that might also turn on her man. If it’s pictures or vids that freak her out… she might be okay […]
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Have You Started Your HUMP! Film Yet?
52 days and counting till the October 15th HUMP! deadline. Did you know there’s more cash prizes this year? It breaks down a lil’ somethin’ like this: Best Humor: $1,000 First Prize, $250 First Runner-Up Prize; Best Sex: $1,000 First Prize, $250 First Runner-Up Prize; Best Kink: $1,000 First Prize, $250 First Runner-Up Prize… AND… […]
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Is This a Thing?™ Presents: Girls Who Like Man-on-Man Porn
In today’s edition of “IS THIS A THING?™” we will discover how girls (primarily Blogtown girls, AKA the only girls anyone could possibly be interested in) feel about consuming gay (man-on-man) pornography. Historically, guys love, LOVE, LOOOOOOVE watching chicks banging chicks—and I have heard rumors of a growing number of women who prefer “dude loving […]
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SL Letter of the Day: None Of Our Business
I’m a 27-year-old gay male and I have a coworker that’s a 47-year-old gay male and he has a 49-year-old boyfriend. Me and my coworker got into an argument a couple of days ago because his boyfriend essentially lives a double life. On one hand he lives the life of an open gay man. He’s […]
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True Blood Ephemera: Naked People and Religious Pamphlets
How can you tell that True Blood has become a major cultural force? First, Rolling Stone, in this month’s desperate plea for relevancy, has hitched their wagon to the star that is Eric Northman’s abs. Please buy our magazine! Secondly, in a similar bid for relevancy, a Jew For Jesus handed The Mercury‘s Sarah Mirk […]