The ladies are in agreement: Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s husband would never cheat on her, Joy Behar’s husband would never cheat on her, “agreements” are only for men because no woman ever wants to have sex with anyone other than her husband, and everyone who got divorced in the 1970s was involved in an open relationship in […]
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SL Letter of the Day: What Am I Anyway?
I’m 27, male, identify as bisexual, and I enjoy crossdressing although I have only crossdressed with guys I meet online. I have no real desire to meet guys unless I’m dressed up. And when I do get together with a guy, once I cum, I’m ready to leave. I can’t see myself in a relationship […]
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SL Letter of the Day: The Talking Cure
On your podcast a caller asked about grinding between lesbians. I came across this passage in Sex at Dawn (great book, thanks for the recommendation): “…genital-genital (G-G) rubbing between female bonobos appears to affirm female bonding, is present in all bonobo populations studied (wild and captive), and is completely absent in chimpanzees. Human data on […]
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HUMP!’s Got a Brand New Website
Everything you need to know about making and submitting a short erotic and/or pornographic film for HUMP!—the Northwest’s biggest, best, and only amateur porn festival—can be found on HUMP’s new, improved, sexy, and informative homepage. Remember, kids, HUMP!’s got some new prizes… NEW PRIZE CATEGORIES: Until now, HUMP! had two grand prizes: a $2,000 prize […]
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Blood Bone-Nation: Hitting the Ground
Vampire burrito? For me? Half-assed True Blood discussion group COMMENCE! Here’s the deal, fangers: I was out late late last night drinking and now I’ve only got a ten minute window to write up this blog post on my lunch break. So let’s hit it fast and hard! This episode left me with blue balls […]
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SL Letter of the Afternoon: Bi Enough
I’ve been reading your column for years. Until recently, I never really thought I would ever need to specifically ask for your advice, since I liked to think I’d absorbed enough “Savage Love” to have a decent intuition on how to run my sex life. But here I am. I’m a 27-year-old single gay woman. […]
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SL Letter of the Day: Can He Keep His Fingers Erect? His Tongue? How About His Forearms?
So my best friend who is 21 has been dating her 31 year old boyfriend for over a year. The problem? They have not had sex yet! Now, she certainly wants to, however he has some health issues and has some problems gaining and keeping an erection. Not only does he have diabetes that he […]
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Your Chaste iPhone Just Became Less So
As a Motorola Droid user who chose the platform in part because I found the iron fist of Apple to be a tad unacceptable, I LOL’d after reading this from the Washington Post: The rise of FaceTime porn puts Apple in an awkward position. Its competitors have products that allow video chat, too – HTC’s […]
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SL Letter of the Day: Always Be Disclosing
My female friend—no, really—slept with a guy recently. Before they fucked, she asked him if he has any STD’s. He said no, they used a condom, and she said it was the best sex she ever had. She was hoping to take the relationship to the next level. Later that week, he told my friend […]
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BREAKING: Taylor Momsen Owns a Vibrator
Taylor Momsen—one of the stars of Gossip Girl—recently “divulged” to Disorder Magazine that her “best friend is her vibrator.” Fox News entertainment reporter Deidre Behar wrote a piece about the “scandal.” She got lengthy quotes from batshit Catholic reactionary Bill Donohue, conservative radio yakker Michael Medved, an elderly grandmother who runs an organization called “Talk […]
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Dog Sexually Assaults Grandma, and… IT’S NOT FUNNY!!
A few of you may find the following video of a dog sexually assaulting a grandma amusing… THAT IS UNTIL IT HAPPENS TO YOU. In the early days of the Mercury, I was walking through the office one day, tripped over something and fell down. Before I could get to my feet, publisher Rob Crocker’s […]
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Blood Bone-Nation: I Got a Right to Sing the Blues
It’s time for our True Blood discussion group everybody! Follow me behind the jump! “Thissss is for Louie, fanger!” *Smack!* Oh man you guys. I’m fucking pumped because I’m pretty sure this was the best episode of the season so far and one of the best in True Blood‘s whole run. Wanna disagree with me? […]