“We have to respect history and cannot obliterate it. I want to cure the wounds of Chinese with my body, and I am practicing this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan,” So says Japanese adult video star Anri Suzuki, who has taken it upon herself (so to speak) to atone for the Japanese […]
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Today in Nerdgasms: Darth Vader Corsets
California corset makers Evening Arwen have devised the sexiest geek ware yet: Darth Vader and Imperial Stormtrooper corsets from Star Wars. (But will anything ever top Princess Leia’s slave outfit?) Full outfits after the jump!
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: Engaging Question
I bought the “Savage Love” iPhone app so please answer my question! My fiance’ and I have been together—on and off—for almost 7 years. We were together for 3 years, took 2 years off, and have been back together the rest of that time. We got engaged a year ago and are planning a wedding […]
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: Should a Squirter Pay for a New Mattress?
I have a bit of a dilemma: my ex is requesting that I replace his bed as I ejaculated on it ( or “pissed it” as he is saying), staining the mattress. Apparently there was an “unbearable” smell he could not stand that came about recently due to the high heat and humidity where he […]
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World Cup Merchandise You Must Have!
LoveHoney Scoregasm! Oh, England. Via the excellent Marina Hyde at The Guardian: The England Scoregasm. Where to begin with this wildly uncalled-for sex aid? Perhaps with the blurb, which informs us: “It’s the remote control love egg that shows you’re a true fan.” Do go on. “The remote control works from up to 10m away,” […]
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Study: Teenagers Are Having Sex, Using Condoms
Reuters: American teenagers are using condoms more when they have sex but some may be losing their fear of pregnancy, according to a government survey released on Wednesday. Perhaps American teenagers are less fearful of pregnancy because… they’re using condoms more? That and the bad example set by Bristol Palin: But it showed those fears […]
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Meat, the Competition
There’s a new sex columnist in town… Look out, Dan Savage. Your new competition in the sex advice business is a middle-aged, married, straight dude who used to spend $200,000 a year on steroids. Bill Romanowski, the same Bill Romanowski who played linebacker for six seasons with the San Francisco 49ers and two years with […]
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The Savage Love iPhone App
For reasons known to Steve Jobs and Steve Jobs alone… Apple has gone and approved the “Savage Love” iPhone app—and approved it in record time. The “Savage Love” app has all of my columns from the past five thousand years, searchable by keyword and by categories like “adult babies,” “amputees,” “worst advice ever,” and that’s […]
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BREAKING: Club Sesso’s Cookies: Not from a Tube
From the comments on my Worst. Night. Ever. post: ok…no cookies from a tube. Our cookies are made from scratch every night. 🙂 Our chef has a ritual he goes through in making sure the hot-from-the-oven chocolate chip cookies are being circulated by midnight and beyond. Oh how angry people become in the rare instance […]
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: The Ghost of Sex Pictures Past
Love the column, listen to the podcast more than is probably normal. And now I have a question. It’s pretty random and doesn’t apply to many people, but I thought I’d get your take anyway. I’m 26 year old straight female. In 2006, I took some sex pictures with an ex-boyfriend (I know, I know) […]
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Your Memorial Day Dance Craze
It’s official: You have nothing better to do on this rainy ass Memorial Day than stay inside and learn the hottest dance craze sweeping the globe, THE SURRA DE BUNDA! (By the way, though there’s no nudity here, this video is NSFW—but since you’re not at work, why do you give a flying handshake? C’mon […]
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Today in Hilarious Sex Positions
What follows is a NSFW video. However, if you work anyplace like the Mercury, NOBODY’S AROUND TODAY ANYWAY. So hit the “full screen” option on this one, crank up the volume, and be prepared to memorize the newest and greatest sex position that has ever been invented: “THE SHORYUKEN!” HOT!!!