UGH. Look at this food. They’re totally having sex. Now in my job, I’m forced to accept a lot of abhorrent behavior—Sarah Mirk sucking the marrow from what I’m pretty sure was the femur of a dog; Ezra Caraeff incessantly moaning while stroking a rabbit’s pelt—but this? THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH. This is just […]
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Sex Tips For People Who Don’t Have Sex
Fox News has a sexpert. And she has a few falafel-free suggestions for amping up the ol’ love life. First up: go to Santa Fe and look at the Georgia O’Keefe paintings at the O’Keeffe Gallery. When schools decide where to take kids, they choose places that will broaden their horizons without having to take […]
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Gore Sex Accuser’s Name Released
You’re welcome. The National Enquirer has a new interview with Molly Hagerty, the 54-year-old Portland massage therapist who says Gore attacked her like a “crazed sex poodle” in the Hotel Lucia in 2006. She’s come forward with the stained clothing she mentioned at the end of the original police report, and tells the Enquirer, “He’s […]
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: Fuck Some Sense Into That Boy
I’m a 26-year old man madly in love with my 25-year old boyfriend. We’ve been dating since September. He’s just about perfect in my book. However, an old issue resurfaced recently that I thought had resolved itself in a previous conversation: he doesn’t think gay marriage is important if civil unions are available with all […]
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World’s Strongest Sexy Grandpa
At the :10 second mark, you’ll say, “Okay… what the fuck.” At the :20 second mark, you’ll say, “Wait… wait. Oh my…. WHAT THE FUCK.” At the 2:15 mark you’ll say, ‘AUGGHHH!! Oh Jesus. Oh wow.” At 4:30 you’ll say, “Aww… AWWWWW!” At 5:15 you’ll scream, “AUGGHHH!!” again. And finally at 5:35 you’ll say, “Okay… […]
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: Feminism For Dummies
I liked your column today. Although I have to say, it was really male centric. “Cock” can just be used in place of vagina, are you kidding me? You do realize that women are often forgotten by our semantics and the male form of many words have become default for both men and women. It […]
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Al Gore is Turned On By This Song
He insisted I look at his ipod… the song was ‘Dear Mr. President’ by Pink I’ve never allegedly sexually groped a massage therapist in a hotel room (yet), so I’m not sure the protocol, but why on earth would Al Gore try and seduce someone with “Dear Mr. President,” very un-sexy song from Pink (with […]
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Saddlebacking in the News
CarnalNation: Anal sex is a popular across the globe with many heterosexual women engaging in the practice and young people using anal sex as a way to preserve their virginity. American teens who have taken virginity pledges as part of abstinence-only education campaigns are more likely to engage in other forms of sex, including anal […]
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: Big Lies, Small Dick
I am a GGG, sexually-experienced 20 year old transman who went on Craigslist for a fucking. I put out an ad, got a bunch of replies and did some correspondance to make sure no one was an axe murderer. One of the replies seemed promising. He looked good in photos and said without me asking […]
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At Long Last, A Breakfast Club Porno.
The acting actually seems a little bit better this time around! The trailer’s (mostly, and okay, fine, a little bit disappointingly) SFW: Thanks for making my decades-old fantasy of seeing Claire Standish and Allison Reynolds get it on a reality, The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody! ‘Cause that is gonna happen, right? If it doesn’t, […]
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: King For a Day
I’m a straight girl in a fantastic relationship with the greatest man I have ever met. Recently he has made the discovery that I enjoy cross dressing, pegging, and sometimes pretending to be a guy during sex—even being referred to as his boyfriend. While this doesn’t bother him in the slightest (in fact he’s totally […]
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: Losing It Ugly
This might be kind of a weird problem. Actually, it might be several weird problems. They all kind of go together. I’m a twenty-year-old college junior in New York, and I’d like to become sexually active. The problem is there’s no one who really seems to be knocking down my door, begging for the privilege […]