I go to a very progressive all girls’ school in a very liberal part of the country. Most of my classmates are pro-choice, pro-gay marriage Democrats. No problem, right? Wrong. There’s a girl in my grade who I’m kind of friendly with. We have similar taste in books, movies, men, etc. The big problem is […]
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: Guys and Dolls
I need your help. I have entered into a period of my life where I am devoting all my mental resources towards my academics—grad school—and am not interested in dating life or even sex life to much of an extent. Thus I bought a Real Doll so that I may enjoy fantastic masturbation during this […]
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: My Ex-Girlfriend Doesn’t Satisfy Me Emotionally
I am a late twenties, heterosexual male who has broken up, but remains friends, with his ex-long-term girlfriend. After doing the obligatory post break up time apart phase, we have recently started talking with each other (mostly via email) again in a nice, platonic drama free way. A big chunk of these conversations usually involves […]
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Must Like Cheerios
I always feel a little bit sorry for folks with impossible-to-realize fantasies. From Craigslist: This is an odd request, but I am looking for a role-playing partner to do email or instant message-based sessions revolving around various reenactments and recreations of situations similar to those in the Disney classic movie Honey I Shrunk The Kids. […]
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GOP Lawmaker Caught Looking At Porn During Abortion Debate
More details—and flimsy denials—at Sunshine State News. Think Progress has the details on the bill being debated while GOP state senator Mike Bennet was looking at naked ladies and wet dogs: “an anti-choice abortion measure that requires women seeking an abortion to first pay for an ultrasound out of pocket and “in most cases, view […]
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Roman Polanski: “I Can Remain Silent No Longer!”
Actually, you can remain silent longer, child raper. And when you do decide to finally open your mouth again? Maybe you can come up with a little better excuse on why you’re such a spoiled, entitled child raper, child raper. Read Polanski’s super long and whiny press release after the jump. Via Twitch: Throughout my […]
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This Is Me, Slowly Going Insane.
JESUS CHRIST. I get into work today on time for once and all ready to do shit and then the internet foils my plans by making me feel like I’m going insane. First there’s this. It weirds me out that the least authentic thing about this is fake Sam Elliott’s fake mustache. I mean, isn’t […]
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Good Luck with your “Victory Over Porn,” Ladies!
It’s nice to see the NYT acknowledge that women also “consume pornography,” as the saying goes (a saying that makes porn sound like so many cakes with edible photos printed on them), but too bad it’s in a long article about—blah blah blah—sex addiction and guilt-ridden Christians. It was the final session for the women […]
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I Prefer “Miss Gruber” Over “MacGruber” Any Day
In this viral vid produced by Playboy, the upcoming film MacGruber is given its own parody—with Playboy bunnies! Thrill to the adventures of MacGruber’s ex, “Miss Gruber,” as she and her bikinied cohorts try to stop a bomb going off with the help of a trampoline… and did I mention bikinis? This is probably NSFW, […]
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See? Seattle is Fun!
For those that think that Seattle is the most boring place on the planet (I should know, I lived there for ten boring years—kidding, the first eight were okay, then it got SUPER boring), check out this highly unusual grocery list found in a parking lot there. Now I’m not saying I want to move […]
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Teens and Sexting in Illinois
It’s an improvement… Teens who forward or post online racy pictures of their underage classmates would get juvenile court supervision that could result in mandatory counseling or community service, under legislation sent to Gov. Pat Quinn on Tuesday. The measure aims to educate teens about the dangers of “sexting” while modernizing state statutes for the […]
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Christian Sex Advice: Think of Your Spouse as a Filthy Toilet…
…that you have clean with your mouth. I don’t see how this advice… Sometimes sex is just sex; it’s what you do when you are married. Just like cleaning the toilet is what you do to keep your house clean…and I bet you don’t have this great desire or huge emotional connection to scrubbing the […]