It’s just a “Savage Love” that came today: Although I identify as straight, I do enjoy occasional cock. I’ve given blowjobs, taken it in the ass, given it in the ass, etc. I only have one unfulfilled homo fantasy: swallowing sperm. This would have happened already, but I’m scared of contracting something nasty. Since entering […]
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Finally, a Convenient Way to Descramble Satellite Porn!
Remember the ’80s? Remember that huge satellite dish in your backyard? Remember porn? Remember trying to watch scrambled porn on satellite TV? REMEMBER HOW FRUSTRATING THAT WAS?? Well, thanks to the “American Exxxtasy Descrambler” now you can watch all the unscrambled porn you want (including the highly anticipated “Sex Crimes 2084”) in the privacy of […]
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Hung on the Cross
Meanwhile in Oklahoma… Churchgoers are outraged over a crucifix in a Catholic church that they say shows an image of genitalia on Jesus. The controversial crucifix has caused a deep divide among members of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church, where it hangs above the main altar. “There are a couple people who have left the […]
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Glee‘s Sue Sylvester as Madonna in “Vogue”
Say what you will about Glee—as long as you say it’s “fantastic”—but unless you’re DEAD you have to agree that Jane Lynch’s “Sue Sylvester” is the funniest character on TV. And in anticipation of next week’s all-Madonna episode, Sue stars in this hilarious shot-for-shot remake of Madonna’s “Vogue.” Deeeeee-licious. P.S. Why is Sue Sylvester doing […]
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Good News for the Catholic Church!
That latest priest swept up in a celibacy-breaking, headline-making scandal is untainted by charges of pedophilia. He just wanted to bone a hooker.
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: Undermining the Sacred Sanctity of Opposite Marriage
So… I have an “is this or is this not cheating” question. My ex-wife is willing to let me watch her fucking her current lover(s). I would be hidden and only she would know I was there and watching. There would be no sexual contact between my ex and I at all. This would fulfill […]
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Gears Of War 3: Now With 20 Percent More Cooter!
After a recent Bieber-infused info leak, last night’s official announcement of Gears of War 3 on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon came as a shock to no one. Unable to comprehend a situation in which he isn’t the four-foot-tall center of attention, de facto series spokesman and Epic Games Design Director Cliff Blitzkrieg Blazkowicz Bleszinski […]
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: Sharing A Laptop
I’m usually pretty together on the sex-and-relationship stuff, but I’m having trouble finding a good solution to my current problem. First, some backstory: My wife and I are in our mid-20s, and my wife is the oldest child in her family. Her mom is twice-divorced, once-abused, and frustratingly adherent to the Mormon faith. Her youngest […]
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Tiger Woods Parody Videos…Ah…Yesssss…
Screw Wieden and Kennedy for making an ad so sick, yet stimulating, that not only is everybody disgusted by it, they’re also, kind of, talking about it, and making parodies that are funny, and ultimately, shifting more product for Nike, even though it’s sick and unfortunate. And yes, SCREW W&K for compelling me to blog […]