Blogtown reader Ben sent us a link to this new dating scheme posted on Portland’s Craigslist: Let the Unity I.D. wristband for singles do all they work. You could meet someone standing in line at the bank, at the store, putting cream in your coffee at the barista stand. The possibilities are endless where you […]
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Boobies & Kittens: A Pathetic Attempt at Increasing Blogtown Page Views (But Hey… It Works)
Hey! TGI Fridays, you guys! Now if you’re anything like me, by the time you’ve reached the end of your work week? YOU WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! Am I right? That’s why this video about boobies, kittens, and kittens nestled inside of boobies is the perfect thing to start your weekend off right. (It […]
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Too Early for Centaur Gangbang Porn?
Is it too early for virtual centaur interracial gangbang porn? And sorry, centaur fetishists, but this will have to tide you over until the centaur sexbots come along. Very, very, very NSFW. And don’t miss the Merc’s annual Sex Survey results for more on the unholy marriage of sex and technology.
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Mercury‘s Annual Sex Survey Results 2010: SEXY TECHNOLOGY!
How Portland Makes Sex—And How Technology Makes it Better!
How technology makes sex better!
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Portland’s Sexiest People
Our 2010 Ode to Portland’s Sexy Citizens
Meet the two people keeping the sexy in Portland.
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Is Bestiality Fashionable Yet?
I guess this is old news in internetland but it’s new to my virgin eyes. Jezebel posted a couple of months ago about Canadian boutique SSENSE’s creepy photo series, “Puppy Love.” NSFW? There’s an awesome diatribe from one of SSENSE’s commenters about “simple and corrupt minded people” not understanding the “story” of these shots, but […]
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HUMP! 2010 Is Coming…
Soon we’re going to be announcing the details for HUMP! 2010 so that HUMPsters in Seattle and Portland can get started on their films. HUMP! 2010 goes down in November and we want to make sure everyone plenty of time to work on their filthy works of art. But I wanted to get some feedback […]
Posted inFashion
American Apparel Finds Best Butts in World: SHAME! (Now Let’s Take a Peek.)
SHAME on you Dov Charney for your near constant exploitation of women! SHAME on you American Apparel for your “Search for the Best Bottom in the World” contest which objectifies and reduces women to just their parts. And SHAME on ME for looking at the final top three bottoms chosen from 1,368 entries, and them […]
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Olympic Condom Shortage
It’s been well documented that once Olympic athletes complete their events it’s time to fuck. But wait! There’s a condom shortage in Vancouver! Apparently supplies are running perilously low: Health officials in Vancouver have already provided 100,000 free condoms to the roughly 7,000 athletes and officials at the Games. That’s about 14 condoms per person. […]
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New French Anti-Smoking Campaign
The copy on all three ads reads, “Smoking means being a slave to tobacco.” The campaign—which features two boys and a girl—equates smoking with sucking off creepy old men, i.e. the cigarette company suits enriched by young smokers. Some folks think the ads are sexist (despite the two-boys-to-one-girl ratio), you could argue that they’re homophobic […]
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Today’s Punchline: ChatRoulette
I learned about ChatRoulette yesterday from the Sunday New York Times, ’cause I’m square like that. And today, two things made me laugh: 1. Tyler Coates’ “Listicle Without Commentary: The Top 25 Things Strangers Have Said or Typed Upon Connecting with Me on ChatRoulette This Weekend” on the Awl. 2. “The Game” as invented by […]
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Olympian Scotty Lago Apologizes for Racy Pictures; is BANISHED
Olympic Snowboarder Scotty Lago won a bronze medal Thursday night, and promptly used it to SCORE CHICKS, as seen in the following photos racing around the internet. Yes. Not only would I have allowed such a hot chick to bite my medal, I would also hang it around my waist to tempt said hot chick […]