WOW: “There are 13 year old adolescents who are under age and who are perfectly in agreement with, and what’s more wanting it, and if you are careless they will even provoke you.” That’s Spanish Bishop Bernando Alvarez coming to the defense of Catholic priests who’ve raped children—but they only raped the slutty ones, the […]
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: Two Little Words
This letter actually came in August… I’m a 21 year old straight guy, and I’ve been with a wonderful woman for almost two years now. Everything used to be great, but she’s slowly been changing. Her mom is bipolar, and she is starting to exhibit a lot of the signs of generalized anxiety disorder. Usually, […]
Tacos & Tits & Shut the Fuck Up
You’ve got to be kidding me. Why is there an entire page, no, an entire food section in this week’s paper devoted to Tony Stamolis’s new book, T&T&A (Tacos & Tits & Ass)? Alison Hallett spends hours of her life that she’ll never have back interviewing the “author” of this pan-fried porn-art book. I hope […]
Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: Never Read the “Savage Love” Mail At Lunch, Never Read the “Savage Love” Mail At Lunch…
Those with weak stomachs, beware… I am a big fan of your column and have a question that I have never seen addressed. The back story: married with a new child. Before I got pregnant my husband would tell me not to flush my tampons down the toilet because it can clog it. Makes sense […]
Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: The Boss’s Dog
Like many others who write in, I need to enlist your professional opinion in settling an argument between me and a coworker (boss, actually). We’re a small, close-knit group in the office so the fact that this topic came up in discussion isn’t in itself very controversial, at least by our standards. My boss has […]
Horse’s Ass
Via Violet Blue comes this fascinating article at Scientific American about zoophilia, a.k.a. bestiality. Jesse Bering examines the evidence that zoophilia is a “legitimate sexual orientation.” If you’re not interested in feeling any sympathy for zoophiles—or recognizing their humanity (zoomanity?)—don’t read Bering’s piece. But the stereotypical portrait of the zoophile as a woman-deprived, down-on-the-farm, and […]
Oh, You Pope
The pope really has a gift: Pope Benedict, facing the worst crisis of his papacy as a sexual abuse scandal sweeps the Catholic church, declared today he would not be “intimidated” by “petty gossip”, angering activists who say he has done too little to stamp out paedophilia…. Faith in God, he said, led “towards the […]
God Punishes Sexual Harrassers!
In this video, an anchor falls on her ass after trying to administer “a pinch” to her television news co-worker! HAR!! That’s what you get, sexual harrasser! God hates sexual harrassers and that’s why He made you fall on your big fat… WHOOOPS! (CRASH!!!!) Never mind.
Lights… Camera… ACTION!
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Savage Love Letter o’ the Day: A Sex Worker is Born
I was having casual sex with one person for nearly the past year. However, his shoddy performance of late coupled with our mutual lack of desire to have a typical relationship led me to the Craigslist Casual Encounters section. For the first time in my life I responded to an ad, researched the guy, met […]
Savage Love Letter O’ the Day: Are Gay Men Unbearable?
I’m gay. I’m a teenager. I like men and many would assume I want to go with other gay guys. My problem is that im not attracted to the personality that most gay guys have—not at all. I like straight guys pretty much, so I consider myself “screwed” in terms of sex. I have cried […]
Today’s Savage Love Letter: A Successful Threesome
I am a straight woman who has been in a monogamous relationship with the same man for almost five years. He’s absolutely gorgeous, and he’s British, and he makes a decent living, so I’ve always known he wouldn’t have trouble attracting the opposite sex (or the same sex, for that matter!). I, on the other […]
