Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers welcome the Utah Jazz. How about that Marcus Camby debut on Friday? Two points, five turnovers, and 20,000 disappointed fans. Camby’s first game in Portland came on the night of the Blazers’ worst loss of the season, a 20-point drubbing courtesy of the Boston Celtics. […]
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Olympian Scotty Lago Apologizes for Racy Pictures; is BANISHED
Olympic Snowboarder Scotty Lago won a bronze medal Thursday night, and promptly used it to SCORE CHICKS, as seen in the following photos racing around the internet. Yes. Not only would I have allowed such a hot chick to bite my medal, I would also hang it around my waist to tempt said hot chick […]
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Blazers vs Celtics – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers take on the Boston Celtics. Tonight will be Marcus Camby’s first night in a Blazers uniform. Already handed the starting center position and the two vacant lockers of Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw (he has so much space he built a locker fort out of […]
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I Just Caught Crabs from a Russian Figure Skater!
Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko delivers one of the most hilarious and STD inflicting skating routines since I accidentally smashed into the rear end of that grandma at the Lloyd Center ice rink. OH, WHY CAN’T THE OLYMPICS BE MORE LIKE THIS?
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Tiger Woods Apology: “Sorry” is Always the Most Boring Word
Breaking news, you guys! Tiger Woods has personally screwed up your life (in case you didn’t notice) with his sexual shenanigans, and he’s really, really sorry. Also, his wife Elin did NOT whack him with a golf club—but wait. We’re supposed to be happy about that? If you ask me, SHE’S THE ONE WHO NEEDS […]
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US Women’s Curling Team: I’d Tap That!
Fine, they’re no Christina Hendricks. However, the US Women’s Curling Team does have a certain earthy sexuality that you won’t find in Olympians such as Lindsey Vonn or Gretchen Bleiler. That’s why I’m happy to share this uplifting tribute video dedicated to the women who sweep my stone. (And by “uplifting,” naturally I mean “my […]
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Olympic Figure Skaters Warm Up (and Warm Me Up)
Here’s how Olympic gold medal winning Chinese figure skaters warm up—which is coincidentally the same way I have sex. With a wall. Sigh.
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Your Daily Blazer
Say hello to Marcus Camby!Say goodbye to Brandon Roy! Last night the Blazers welcomed their latest acquisition, former Defense Player of the Year, Marcus Camby. It was just a news conference only, but Camby charmed the media and will make his debut Friday night against the Celtics. Last night also marked the return of Brandon […]
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Blazers vs Clippers – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers welcome the Los Angeles Clippers. Tonight is all about Marcus Camby, who a mere 24 hours ago was doomed to the fate of being a Los Angeles Clipper until the end of time (or April, whatever comes first). But a few phone calls, a few […]
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Getting to Know Marcus Camby
Last night Marcus Camby got a phone call during dinner. Instead of it being a telemarketer, it was GM Kevin Pritchard breaking the news to the 14-year vet that he was now a Portland Trail Blazer. Evidently, at least according to this report, Camby was not happy with the news and left Ringside (where he […]
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Blazers Trade for Marcus Camby?
This just in: ESPN’s Ric Bucher has just reported that the Portland Trail Blazers have traded Travis Outlaw and Steve Blake to the Los Angeles Clippers for Marcus Camby. More info when it comes in… Update 11:12pm:Now ESPN doesn’t seem so confident in this story. It’s been pulled from their News bar and now they […]
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Toronto Raptor Eats Cheerleader
…which means that’s one cheerleader down, and… how many to go? Speaking of eating cheerleaders, be sure to catch our annual Mercury Sex Survey coming next week! (Sorry, couldn’t resist the plug. Plugging CHEERLEADERS, that is! Wocka-wocka-wocka! Muthawockas!)